[Jemian]

Tell me, tell me. I want another.

[freedom moose]

OK
this trombone player is coming home from a rehearsal and his wife calls him and asks him to pick up a few things at the store. he can't find a good parking spot, so he decides to park illegally right in front of the store. he hops out of the car and leaves his instrument in the back seat since he'll only be a minute, it's daytime in a safe neighborhood and the car's right in front of the store. when he comes back out a few minutes later, to his horror the back window is smashed. he runs to the car and looks inside

and finds 5 more trombones in the back seat