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Live Thread (of sorts): 10.5
myself | Rose In RoseBear

Posted on 05/02/2004 7:29:42 PM PDT by Rose in RoseBear

Is anyone else watching this dreck? It's so horrid it's funny.

If you're watching, please share observations ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 105; badacting; baddialogue; badspecialeffects; badtv; bodukeinthedirt; californiasplash; cheesy; dreck; flatbmxer; hollywood; kimisalwaysright; miniseries; nogreatshakes; spaceneedlesplat; television; weallfalldown
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To: Fedora
Nope, just the Pres and some cheesy lame speech.

I'm glad it's over, even though we had to sacrifice Southern California to Lex Luthor.
441 posted on 05/03/2004 7:58:48 PM PDT by Hawkeye's Girl
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Man, that was awful. And we barely saw Supes' dad-he had way more screen time in the first part :(

You said it! I just hope that watching this doesn't make me think of it whenever I watch Smallville now--shudder!

442 posted on 05/03/2004 8:00:04 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora
Appropriately enough, I made grilled cheese sandwiches...
443 posted on 05/03/2004 8:00:25 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (Comics ain't just for kids anymore)
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
I'm glad it's over, even though we had to sacrifice Southern California to Lex Luthor.

It was worth it to end the film.

444 posted on 05/03/2004 8:00:36 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora
The only superhero who might have a chance of saving this film would be the Tick.

SPOON!!!
445 posted on 05/03/2004 8:01:37 PM PDT by birbear (I'll take Things Nobody Knows for $300, please, Alex.)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Appropriately enough, I made grilled cheese sandwiches...

LOL! It'd be even more appropros if it were grilled Swiss cheese: to symbolize all the holes in the plot.

446 posted on 05/03/2004 8:01:40 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: birbear
LOL! Of course if the Tick were in it, the earthquake would've tried to write its name on the Moon.
447 posted on 05/03/2004 8:02:43 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora
It was worth it to end the film.

Agreed.

448 posted on 05/03/2004 8:02:43 PM PDT by Hawkeye's Girl
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To: Fedora
LOL! Of course if the Tick were in it, the earthquake would've tried to write its name on the Moon. Which, of course, reminds me of:

NOT IN THE FACE!!! NOT IN THE FACE!!!
449 posted on 05/03/2004 8:04:21 PM PDT by birbear (I'll take Things Nobody Knows for $300, please, Alex.)
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To: birbear
The evil of this film is nothing compared to the evil of--El Seed!--bwahahahahahaha!
450 posted on 05/03/2004 8:08:28 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Well, I'm still breathing--you? :)
451 posted on 05/03/2004 8:09:54 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: birbear
You're not going crazy, Arthur...
452 posted on 05/03/2004 8:10:11 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (Comics ain't just for kids anymore)
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To: Fedora
Yup-we survived the movie :D
453 posted on 05/03/2004 8:12:31 PM PDT by Hawkeye's Girl
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
You're not going crazy, Arthur...

[Backing away slowly from Tick] "That's very clever. . .MoooooOOOOMMMMMM!!!"

454 posted on 05/03/2004 8:13:45 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Yup-we survived the movie :D

Physically--but the mental scars may never heal.

Have a good night! :)

455 posted on 05/03/2004 8:14:39 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: Fedora
You too :)
456 posted on 05/03/2004 8:18:33 PM PDT by Hawkeye's Girl
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To: All
I just got this in e-mail from a "Mo Do." Must have ended up in my inbox by mistake. I print it here just for kicks.

This was a highly sobering film. It focused on the dangerous faultlines that run beneath our sight. They separate our world of civility from a world of barbarism. The slightest slip or shift will result in chaos, destruction, mayhem, and devastation. We forget that these faultlines are present, but they are always there, far below the surface, representing our sources of tension.

The references were not obvious. In 10.5, the built-up continental tension exploded into a furious onslaught that let loose literal oceans of salt water to quench the thirsty deserts, currently suffering from a historical drought, and rejuvenating the American Southwest with a revived spirituality.

As the quakes revealed themselves, crevices opened up in the earth. These were not just splits in rock, however. These crevices represented gigantic vaginas and their power, greatly feared by men. Unlike other powerful earthquakes, this mother of all tremors was not an 8 or a 9, but was a number much more "threatening," shall we say, to the male establishment: 10.5.

The incredible, scornful feminine anger unleashed could not be stopped even by the great lesbian scientist-midwife, Kim Delaney, who represents a female shaman who attempts to heal the planet's spiritual rifts. Ultimately, the ferocious tension could not be stifled, even using mankind's most deadly arsenal and most arrogant extension of his manhood: the nuclear bomb.

This movie was a profound statement about America's deep fear of the "vagina dentata" backbite it is earning by resisting gay marriage, and also about the "fundagelical" worry about being swallowed up by the fire pits of Hell for its infernal drive to fight "terrorists."

Clearly this movie represents the American male's sense of fear as the empire he has built has begun to crumble. This country feels surrounded by scornful womanly genitals, and as it has been emasculated by 9/11, and feels unmanned, deprived of working equipment that can provide a response, like it has no ability to mate up. Thus the need to halt gay marriage is not really about protecting children, but the need to not feel inadequate. This also explains why American men are obsessed these days with Levitra, Viagra, and anything else that can restore their "vitality." They had better find something fast, for Mother Earth is angry about the oil wars, and she must be fertilized quickly so that a new sensibility can be born, and a renewed world peace can be birthed.

(This has been an Instant Parody (tm). For regular write-ups of this kind, I recommend Ms. Dowd's regular column.)

457 posted on 05/03/2004 8:39:32 PM PDT by rogueleader
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To: rogueleader
This country feels surrounded by scornful womanly genitals


458 posted on 05/03/2004 8:54:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I am HairOfTheDog and I approved this message.)
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To: Ramius; Scott from the Left Coast; Penny1
OK - so anyone just getting started on the west coast here?
459 posted on 05/03/2004 8:55:21 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I am HairOfTheDog and I approved this message.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Sorry, about ready to go to bed here...maybe I'll watch a little of it while I'm falling asleep...what channel?
460 posted on 05/03/2004 9:08:59 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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