Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[grannie9]

Ummmm.... yeah?

Oh never mind.. At least my Valances haven't shot me yet.. Of course I may shoot them..

[lodwick]

I will check out the bugzilla guys. Thanks, Resty.

Off to the thrift store with another load of stuff.

Cheers, everyone.

[lodwick]

Since I don't manage or develop software, nor run a server, the bugfellas can't help me here.

[lodwick]

I'll trade you our deer for all your squirrel...

[sweetliberty]

I'm only assessed as slightly overweight. Does that mean the government won't pay for me to have liposuction and a tummy tuck?

[sweetliberty]

I hear that deer are a real problem here if you plant a garden, which I plan to do next spring. I also have rabbits and chipmunks, but so far, they haven't caused any problems. I see them around the yard in the mornings. I expect the rabbits could be a real pain with a garden too. Note to self: plant extra lettuce and carrots.

[Servant of the 9]

Al and I were talking about this yesterday. I decided if it went thru I could get my stomach stapled and a liposuction..

I have heard too many horror stories about stapled stomachs. There is a new procedure that laporoscopically installs a band around the stomach, acomplishing the same thing, but it can be removed if/when you change your mind.

So9

[grannie9]

Ok.. but I was only kidding.. I am too chicken for any of that stuff.. You try it first.. ;)

[lodwick]

People, do your heirs a HUGE favor and throw your crap away as you go...if you haven't used it, worn it, or seen it in the last year, the odds are that you won't... please sell it, donate it, or trash it...just lose it.

Twenty-five years of "stuff" removal is wearing me out.

[westmex]

I'm leaving them all 45 years of stuff....Serves them right since they want any money involved...So there....

.....Westy....

[catpuppy]

gasp ...

[grannie9]

LOL.. get a grip Pup! ;)

[catpuppy]

Yes mam (blushing)

[grannie9]

Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooch... ;)

[catpuppy]

Be still my heart. :>)

[grannie9]

You're soooo sweet, and kind.. and... full of "it", but that's ok... I'll take anything I can get.. ;)

[catpuppy]

anything

That sums me up nicely.

[restornu]

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[Servant of the 9]

Ahhhhh, no problem.
If I lose half my weight I'll be in the ideal range.
R-r-r-r-r-r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight!

You are not looking at this correctly.
You are at your ideal weight, it's just that there are two of you.

Speaking of doubling up, I just saw a commercial for a new birth control pill that results in only 4 menstrual periods a year.

The world needs to know, does that mean triple strength PMS on a quarterly basis? Could the world cope with that?

So9

[Servant of the 9]

I'm only assessed as slightly overweight. Does that mean the government won't pay for me to have liposuction and a tummy tuck?

It means you get to totally pig out for the next year before they pay for your liposuction and tummy tuck.

SO9