Posted on 04/16/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mo1
but here's the cutie at last. Byeee now..
Good morning everyone.
TGIF
'morning
Yes, they were the greatest generation, until they joined AARP.
...or until AARP morphed into what it is today...kinda like our fedgov, the NEA, the NRA (I'll stop here): the $$$ and the power have corrupted completely.
Cheers, CB.
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane and at French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
The snooty French customs agent asked sarcastically, "You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?"
The kindly old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for zee inspection," said the Frenchman, even more sarcastically.
The elderly American, ignoring the snooty attitude of the French customs agent, quietly replied, "Well, the last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" exclaimed the Frenchman. "You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"
The American senior raised his head gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.
"Well y'see son, the last time that I visited France, was on June 6th, back in '44 and my port of entry was a place called Omaha Beach. But, it was the strangest thing. When I came ashore, I couldn't find no stinkin' Frenchmen to show my passport to."
About as much as they would be to know that we not only burn trash here, but also excess vegetation (including trees).
ROTFL! Reminded me of this:
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Nice shot, Val.
You are a baaaaaaaaaaad girl .. LOL
Hehehehe....
The FR netherworld. Apparently nully thought you were ready. (*Giggle*) Normal is SO boring anyway. Nice to see you Calpernia.
Hmmmm... I don't know why that picture isn't showing now. Those flowers were not wild, they were growing in the landscaping at a local doctor's office.
. Now who's being bad?
There's a cool ride to take .. real cutie
That is so wrong on so many levels .. LOL
Oh geez .. took me forever to type that ..
Inlaws have the kiddies tonight .. went to dinner .. had a few beers and well ..
It doesn't take much to get nauseous over these morons. This afternoon when I was driving to the store I had on KARN talk radio in Little Rock. The afternoon host reads this email he got from a disgruntled liberal (I don't think they come any other way) accusing the station of pumping people full of right-wing Republican propaganda and said they should be more fair and balanced (now where have I heard THAT term before?). So anyway, the host decides to be a liberal for a day and take phone calls on the issues. The first one was funny. After that, it just got sickening. It's easy to see why liberal talk radio doesn't work. They're all idiots who like to hear the sound of their own screeching, but they're sadly lacking when it comes to listening to anybody else.
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later, he won 2 gold medals in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a neck tie.
He's now trying to get the Democratic nomination for President of the United States!"
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