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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

Posted on 04/16/2004 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: darkshearesmyhero; whoputthatthere
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To: Mo1
It's my Senator


1,341 posted on 04/29/2004 8:43:28 AM PDT by null and void (Tinfoil is my friend)
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To: ValerieUSA
Hey Val .. good to hear you'll get you computer back soon


I got this in an email

Official Schedule For The Democratic National Convention

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund.
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm- 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
1,342 posted on 04/29/2004 8:43:57 AM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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To: westmex
Dunno, kinda tempted to.
Even though I battered them to a pulp, I think I can make a good go at it.
1,343 posted on 04/29/2004 9:07:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I come from a nowhere, I go to a noplace, and here I am!)
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To: ValerieUSA
Good news. When my puter was down, I had withdrawal symptoms and no one understood my pain.

You should have seen my cat a while ago. I was potting some plants on the deck and he was roaming the yard. He is an indoor and outdoor cat and quite the hunter. All at once I heard this commotion and looked up to see him tearing around with this big Blue Jay riding his back and trying to peck his head. Evidently he had gotten too close to her nest. When he finally got rid of her, he looked embarrassed to have been beaten. So, he starts the male posturing, running halfway up the tree a couple of times. I laughed so hard.
1,344 posted on 04/29/2004 9:10:12 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: lodwick
Welcome.
*chuckle*
1,345 posted on 04/29/2004 9:12:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I come from a nowhere, I go to a noplace, and here I am!)
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To: Lakeshark
Aye, sounds like a plan.
1,346 posted on 04/29/2004 9:14:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I come from a nowhere, I go to a noplace, and here I am!)
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To: ValerieUSA
You don't look like Carrot Top.
He has no eyebrows.

you have eyebrows, and other things.
And a nice smile.
So no, that isn't an equatable comparison.
1,347 posted on 04/29/2004 9:17:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I come from a nowhere, I go to a noplace, and here I am!)
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To: westmex
Here is the pop-up I ordered. Jayco, Quest 10x. I am so excited.

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1,348 posted on 04/29/2004 9:31:41 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
A blue jay on his back! That would have made a great photo or video. Animal Planet shows stuff like that.
1,349 posted on 04/29/2004 9:45:38 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: everyone
E-mail to Candidate John F. Kerry

From James (Cooter) Thompson

Dear Senator Kerry:

I am Designated Letter Writer for the guys down to Daryl's Bait Shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana. We have been shaking our heads over your stumbling campaign. It ain't so much we like you or your Party, but you are a fellow American, born in the U S of A, so we don't want you to disgrace yourself. Here are 10 helpful hints we have worked up for you. (More if you want them. Let us know.)

1 We know you served in Nam. You'd do yourself a favor if you didn't keep mentioning it every time someone pokes a microphone in your face. Geez, it was 35 years ago you did that for what was it, four months? Some of us Daryl's Bait Shop guys spent more time than that on chow lines.

2 Get your stories straight. Admit you threw your or someone's medals and/or ribbons over the Capitol fence in '71, and you went touring around with Jane Fonda, and you testified falsely to atrocities by US troops. You ought to say that was all a youthful mistake. We've made a few. We'll understand.

3 It's OK, you can talk French to French reporters if you want to, we don't mind. Smilin' Jack Boudreau can speak French, and we elected him Chief of the Lagniappe Volunteer Fire Company. We're not bigots. We call 'em as we see 'em, make up our minds.

4 Sen. Kerry, why aren't you touting your good luck in snaggin, not one, but two, rich wives? Here at Daryl's we often wonder what it would be like to have a really rich wife. We speculate just how big a bass boat we could buy, along with one of those new Dodge Hemi trucks to pull it to the crick. Smilin Jack always points out how it's his cousins, Marvin and Dickweed who appear in those Dodge Hemi commercials but still they can't afford one of their own. We chuckle how we could be fishin all day with nary a worry about where the money is coming from. You don't have to cook that ketchup, do you? Come on, show the world how lucky you are. We here in the South respect achievement and don't begrudge someone's good fortune even if he's a politician.

5 Me and Boudreau wonder why you aren't going to the wrasslin matches to get votes? We've seen videotape of you on the ski slopes. You got some good moves, looks like you already know how to take a fall. All us here (except Freddie Dobbs and Herm Harrison) are great fans of wrasslin. Not that we'd vote for you just because you was one. Armen Yazoo is a wrasslin maniac, but none of us would vote for him even if he was running only for dogcatcher. So you got to tread easy on showing you're Joe Sixpack who just happened to go to Swiss prep school and St. Paul's School and Yale College Skull & Bones. We'd see through that pose in about a minute and a half and mark you for a hypocritical windbag and general liar. You needn't go to the trouble of hanging a black velvet Elvis oil painting in any of your living rooms. Weren't none of us recently fell off a turnip truck.

6 Tell us something you're for. We already know what you're against.

7 We ain't all that impressed with the UN and we don't know why you keep bowing in its direction, promising you will go there first thing if you are elected President of this country. Is there anything the UN has ever done right? Didn't they make a royal mess of that Iraq oil-for-food program, millions skimmed off just happened to land in their personal bank accounts? Seems to us they spend around 98 percent of their time passing resolutions that don't add up to a hill of beans.

8 If you're for lower gasoline prices in the morning, don't be proposing a 50 cents a gallon tax boost on gasoline in the afternoon. Saying one thing in Shreveport and the opposite in Baton Rouge don't inspire us with confidence with you as President. Maybe you should stay in the Senate where you got 99 other guys to share the responsibility with.

9 We got indoor privies, color TV, cell phones, and computers. Give us some credit for brains and understanding. We know economic conditions are good and getting better. Your telling us we're miserable, deluded fools just won't fly. And it gives us the eerie feeling that you're hoping for a relapse into recession to help your electoral chances.

10 You have beaten all your Democratic opponents in all the primaries and caucuses held so far. Yet you seem out of touch with your party and with America. Maybe you've been a pol too long, been campaigning too long and you need a break before the Convention. We all think the best thing you can do is haul out your Harley, put TeRAYza on the pillion and take off for the Sturgis South Dakota Bike Rally. Meet the folks. A few of us from Daryl's will be there. You don't have to get tattooed.

Sincerely,

Cooter

(with the considerable assistance of J. Boudreau and B. Bass)

1,350 posted on 04/29/2004 9:48:57 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: ValerieUSA
Unfortunately, I don't carry my camera around my neck like you do, Val. LOL
1,351 posted on 04/29/2004 9:50:33 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: lodwick
Absolutely hillarious. I guess you know that Kerry told New Orleans rally that he felt at home since it reminded him of Vietnam. LOL
1,352 posted on 04/29/2004 9:54:42 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
He is an effin' genius.
1,353 posted on 04/29/2004 10:01:38 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: grannie9
*meow*
1,354 posted on 04/29/2004 10:44:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: I come from a nowhere, I go to a noplace, and here I am!)
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To: Conservababe
Try this link....

Humming Bird

1,355 posted on 04/29/2004 11:19:53 AM PDT by westmex (To he!! with it all)
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To: westmex
Delightful. I have seen a hummingbird nest a couple of times, but not the babies themselves. I have my feeder up for them. They should be coming in pretty soon now. For such a small bird, they are the most ferocious fighters I have ever seen.

I had to take a break from gardening a while ago. My CC cat brought me a squirming baby rabbit. I just could not watch.
1,356 posted on 04/29/2004 11:40:33 AM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
Gotta get going around here....BBL
1,357 posted on 04/29/2004 11:45:18 AM PDT by westmex (To he!! with it all)
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To: lodwick
Now that's funny!
1,358 posted on 04/29/2004 11:47:00 AM PDT by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy
Hey CP - good to see ya this afternoon.
1,359 posted on 04/29/2004 12:34:26 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: null and void; grannie9; Mo1; Conservababe; Canadian Outrage; Lakeshark; yall
Just stopped in to post a quickie. It's a beautiful day in Louisville. Dawn's flight arrived safely and on time. The liqior store lots are full and I'm all stocked up on blue thingies. The weather report for Derby Day is not good. Rain is expected....lots of rain, and umbrellas are now not allowed inside (lethal weapons doncha know?) and here's the amusing part...Churchhill Downs has been restructured to put the fancy folks in the infield (that used to be the holding pen for the the rest of us riff raff). Before and after shots of the $2000 dresses and shoes should be entertaining. Still haven't decided if I want to deal with the crowd or lay out the money. You can go to a preview and get the royal treatment for $45 today and maybe tomorrow, but it's still a madhouse all over town. I shudder to think of the traffic just based on what I've seen already. I would love to go dwontown for the Pegasus Parade, or at least I thought I would....until I heard over 200,000 (or was it 400,00 -well, it was a h*ll of a lot anyway) people were expected to be there. Yikes! I will watch it on TV!

Anyway, Dad has the world's slowest connection so I probably won't be around too much....on and off for the next couple of days maybe.

For those of you who might have been following and hadn't heard, countrydummy is home from the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. She has suffered some compromise of her ability to speak and write/type but will be having corrective surgery for the problem. (What a horrible thing it would be to lose the ability to FReep!)

Oh, more good news. My entire family hates John Kerry! LOL!

1,360 posted on 04/29/2004 1:09:53 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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