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Posted on 04/14/2004 3:36:33 PM PDT by cpforlife.org
An East Coast Ivy League atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that t here is no God.
He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by all the time taunting God, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." As the last minute approached he smugly smiled.
A young US Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor.
The professor struggled up, badly shaken and yelled, "WHAT's the matter with you! Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent The Marines"
~Life is good.~
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: godblessthem; hooooah; marines; thanksmarines
This came from a Deacon and Brother Knight of Columbus. I think I've seen a variation, but this is the best!
To: MHGinTN; Coleus; nickcarraway; Mr. Silverback; Canticle_of_Deborah; TenthAmendmentChampion; ...
Happy PING
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:38:15 PM PDT
by
cpforlife.org
(The Missing Key of the Pro-Life Movement is at www.CpForLife.org)
To: cpforlife.org
BTTT!
To: cpforlife.org
From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
And to keep our honor clean,
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.
Our flag's unfurl'd to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job -
The United States Marines.
Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever gaze on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:40:38 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(Darkdrake Lives!)
To: TexasCowboy
Ka-Boom!
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:49:35 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Become a monthly donor to Free Republic)
To: cpforlife.org
"The Lord works in mysterious ways."
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:55:24 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(A gallon of syrup can't help a waffle from an iron seasoned with snake oil-just discard the waffle.)
To: cpforlife.org
LOL, Thank you for posting this!!
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posted on
04/14/2004 3:56:59 PM PDT
by
trussell
(Member: Viking Kitty Society; Member: Troll Patrol...)
To: cpforlife.org
Hooah
To: cpforlife.org
Thanks, brother, I needed that!
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posted on
04/14/2004 4:05:20 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: Temple Owl
ping
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posted on
04/14/2004 4:09:33 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
(Arlen Specter supports the International Crime Court having jurisdiction over US soldiers)
To: VaBthang4
You want to see this Vab PING!
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posted on
04/14/2004 4:19:46 PM PDT
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear missiles: The ultimate Phallic symbol.)
To: cpforlife.org
Thank the Lord we have the Marines!!!
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posted on
04/14/2004 5:42:19 PM PDT
by
Robert Drobot
(God, family, country. All else is meaningless.)
To: Poohbah
"They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines." I am beginning to believe it . . . May God bless and protect all our troops and people in harm's way.
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posted on
04/14/2004 6:01:37 PM PDT
by
cyn
(http://www.terrisfight.com)
To: Tribune7
Semper fi
To: cpforlife.org
LOL, that's funny. Thanks.
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posted on
04/14/2004 8:07:13 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
(Kerry said he wasn't at the '71 plot-to-kill meeting, then, he was but voted NO, now he can't recall)
To: Victoria Delsoul
loved it couldn't happen to a better person.
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posted on
04/15/2004 5:30:42 AM PDT
by
LauraJean
(Fukai please pass the squid sauce)
To: cpforlife.org; Cultural Jihad; Temple Owl; Poohbah; LiteKeeper; MHGinTN; Robert Drobot; spetznaz
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posted on
04/15/2004 6:25:00 AM PDT
by
cyn
(http://www.terrisfight.com)
To: cyn
Ollie said last night that maneuvers would begin at "oh-dark thirty"....gave me a chuckle.
Semper Fi
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posted on
04/15/2004 9:24:57 AM PDT
by
kimmie7
(Jacob's surgery is Monday -- please be in prayer for him...and us. GOD IS GOOD.)
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