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I think we need some more vanities here today.
Owl_Eagle ^ | March 30, 2004 | Owl_Eagle

Posted on 03/30/2004 3:07:31 PM PST by End Times Sentinel

You've posted a total of 129 threads and 3,391 replies.

This will make 130.

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores


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To: Owl_Eagle
I broke a tooth today! I had to go to the creepy dentist, and I have to go again tomorrow and I have to get a fake tooth! There! TOP THAT!!!!
61 posted on 03/30/2004 3:43:42 PM PST by ladyinred (Weakness Invites War. Peace through Strength (Margaret Thatcher))
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To: Griptilian
"Joker With Altered Face Shakes Hands With Clown"


62 posted on 03/30/2004 3:44:01 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: Poohbah
I actually got asked, living here on the Left Coast, why they didn't extend Interstate 10 to Hawaii.

Well, why didn't they?

63 posted on 03/30/2004 3:46:14 PM PST by scarface367 (This tagline will work for food, money, or large weapons)
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To: EternalVigilance
The clown reminds me of the French and Kerry, so I'll post my huband's idea for a bumper sticker that should help Bush/Cheney.

"The French like Kerry. Nuff Said."
64 posted on 03/30/2004 3:46:20 PM PST by luckystarmom
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To: Owl_Eagle
You know, this has already been posted... :D
65 posted on 03/30/2004 3:48:56 PM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: Owl_Eagle
Mt. Rainier has fresh snow today.
66 posted on 03/30/2004 3:49:26 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (You need tons click "co-ordinating")
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To: scarface367; Owl_Eagle; hchutch; Keith in Iowa
Well, why didn't they?

The EPA said no--it would disturb the Least Tern nesting areas.

67 posted on 03/30/2004 3:49:38 PM PST by Poohbah ("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Maj. Vic Deakins, USAF)
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To: ladyinred
I broke a tooth today!

My gosh! That could be series.

And hugh.

No, the only hugh thing will be the dentist's bill. And it will be series!

68 posted on 03/30/2004 3:51:25 PM PST by Ole Okie (John F'n Kerry: "He's a real nowhere man.." "Just a gigolo, everywhere I go....")
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To: Constantine XIII
I think you're right.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1108183/posts
69 posted on 03/30/2004 3:51:40 PM PST by babaloo999 (Zionist troll since 2001)
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To: Owl_Eagle
It's my birthday today.

And being able to remember that it is , is the greatest gift.

70 posted on 03/30/2004 3:51:47 PM PST by kanawa (Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Those kids better stay off my lawn! Darn kids!

I know who ther parents are!

I told them: I said "You kids get off my lawn! Go on! Get off it now! ...I know your parents!"

They got off, but they sure were brassy about it! Brassy kids these days! Why when I was a kid we treated grown ups with respect, no backtalking, no sass, no sir! We sure didn't run around walking on peoples lawns neither! We kept where we were supposed to! And you could buy a soda for a nickel too! Try that these days!

Darn kids. Internetting- that's all they're interested in, Internetting around! Why when I was a kid we didn't even have no internet! you believe that? We had to entertain ourselves! And we sure didn't go on nobody else's lawn to do it -no sir! Darn kids.

71 posted on 03/30/2004 3:52:41 PM PST by mrsmith ("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
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To: Owl_Eagle

72 posted on 03/30/2004 3:52:44 PM PST by Jaxter ("Guys like John Kerry spit on guys like me…I've been waiting 33 years to spit back.")
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To: Owl_Eagle
Isn't this supposed to be a weekend thread/topic? Otherwise a good effort.

73 posted on 03/30/2004 3:52:45 PM PST by deport (("These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I have ever seen. It's scary," Kerry said.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Look, you bastards, I'm a genius, like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh! Don't you DARE criticize my work! Don't Worry Kyoko was one of the f***ing BEST rock and roll records ever made! I'm a f***ing ARTIST! I'm sensitive as sh*t! I throw up before I go onstage! I can make a guitar SPEAK! If I could be a fisherman I would, but I can't, because I'm a F****ING GENIUS! I was the Walrus! PAUL wasn't the Walrus! I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus! Him and that RUBBISH he's been singing! Eastman was an ANIMAL!! A F***ING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!! I won't let f***ing animals like that near me!! Yoko is a SUPREME INTELLECTUAL! I'll tell you why nobody likes her music--because she's a woman and she's Oriental, that's why! WHERE ARE YOU, MOTHER?! THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!!

Genius is pain
GENIUS IS PAIN!!!
AAAAGGGGH!! AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! YOKO!!! MOTHER!!!
F***! F***! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Magical Misery Tour (Bootleg Record), National Lampoon Radio Dinner (1972)

74 posted on 03/30/2004 3:53:18 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: So Cal Rocket; EternalVigilance
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

Ecclesiastes 1:2

75 posted on 03/30/2004 3:53:25 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Owl_Eagle

76 posted on 03/30/2004 3:56:00 PM PST by Libertarian444
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To: scarface367
Oh My. 2 of us? No doubt you're right.

I think we need a Scissor Conspiracy thread. Might wanna use the back room tho, considering all the cutting remarks we'll have.
We could even start a Scissor Ping list... We'll add the most snippy posters to it.

(Have you checked your dog's hiding spots? I think mine knew I was planning on clipping her today... She keeps pretending to be asleep, but I don't believe it for a minute.)
77 posted on 03/30/2004 3:58:36 PM PST by Trinity_Tx (These Shih Tzus are smarter than they look...)
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78 posted on 03/30/2004 3:58:58 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: kanawa
It's my birthday today.

Hey, it's also VanGogh's!

Had you heard?!?

79 posted on 03/30/2004 4:08:15 PM PST by EternalVigilance (bad insane artist humor...)
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To: EternalVigilance

80 posted on 03/30/2004 4:22:07 PM PST by kanawa (Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.)
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