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To: Mr. Bird
It is only socially ungraceful if you do it where people can see you.
16 posted on 03/26/2004 7:44:16 AM PST by stylin_geek (Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count))
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To: stylin_geek
...because as the saying goes:

If a booger is eaten in solitude, is the booger truly eaten?

40 posted on 03/26/2004 7:54:54 AM PST by amadeus
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To: stylin_geek; 11th Earl of Mar
It is only socially ungraceful if you do it where people can see you.

Pish tosh, man. It's only ungraceful if you are observed by your equals or betters. Picking and dining in front of the servants is expected and settles them rather nicely.

80 posted on 03/26/2004 8:13:34 AM PST by Shryke
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To: stylin_geek
"It is only socially ungraceful if you do it where people can see you"

You speak wisdom grasshopper. Would a booger make a sound if it fell in the forest? What is the sound of one booger clapping? Do bears booger in the woods? AND contemplating a booger beats contemplating ones' navel anyday.

The Zen of boogers has not been explored.

170 posted on 03/26/2004 6:01:44 PM PST by FastCoyote
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