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Top Doc Back Picking Nose and Eating It
Annanova ^
| 3/26/04
Posted on 03/26/2004 7:34:29 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it |
(Annanova) 3/26/04- Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.
Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.
"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.
"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."
He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.
He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."
And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
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To: Skooz
If'n I don't see it in use as such by the time I catch up with myself in this thread, I'm takin' it.
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posted on
03/26/2004 1:43:24 PM PST
by
ExGeeEye
("With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief")
To: martin_fierro
"Ich bin ein boogereater"
Mit Schnapps.
HA! That is great!!!
162
posted on
03/26/2004 1:59:25 PM PST
by
Warren
(Or)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
I can see it all now! Next years Superbowl commercial!
A man ( I personally nominate Dean for this role) picking his nose and eating it with a look of rapture on his face. Suddenly he reaches into the frig, and his expression changes to panic as he takes out a carton and realizes it is empty! Fade to:
"GOT MILK?"
This message brought to you by the American Dairy Association
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posted on
03/26/2004 2:55:51 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(Weakness Invites War. Peace through Strength.)
To: Solson
I pick. I force my kids to eat. Clean your finger, there's starving kids in China??
To: 11th Earl of Mar; mhking
So thats why my kids never get sick?
165
posted on
03/26/2004 3:42:05 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< The Passion of The Christ is You.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
ROTFLMAO!
166
posted on
03/26/2004 4:31:49 PM PST
by
pubmom
To: Happy2BMe
LOL
167
posted on
03/26/2004 4:56:17 PM PST
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it.
Pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
This isn't right...
To: stylin_geek
"It is only socially ungraceful if you do it where people can see you"
You speak wisdom grasshopper. Would a booger make a sound if it fell in the forest? What is the sound of one booger clapping? Do bears booger in the woods? AND contemplating a booger beats contemplating ones' navel anyday.
The Zen of boogers has not been explored.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Social Nasal Spelunking at Kerry Supporters Meeting
To: FastCoyote
Oooommmmm...(yummmmmm)
To: spunkets; DumpsterDiver
She'd be a serious challenge for the blue ribbon at a State fair gross 'em out contest.
I'm grossed out already. After I read it here I heard Rush chatting about it. What a subject LOLOL
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posted on
03/26/2004 9:17:30 PM PST
by
Libertina
(Praises for Your day, Lord!)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
I pick it, then I flick it.
No eatin' it here....
174
posted on
03/27/2004 8:44:59 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.)
To: Libertina
Someone told me she heard this story on CNN this morning. Too bad for them they didn't have all our commentary to go with it. ; )
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
LOL ANYTHING would improve CNN, and WE would positively make it a star... But then it would have to be called FOX hehehe
176
posted on
03/27/2004 7:59:49 PM PST
by
Libertina
(Praises for Your day, Lord!)
To: Libertina
This is off the subject a little, but Kerry was in KC, MO today. Bush supporters were there too and the news (the station I saw) did as much on them as Kerry (if not more). People had signs saying Kerry flip flopped on issues (the reporter said to get votes) and they were holding flip flop sandles (you know shower shoes). I say cool!
To: 11th Earl of Mar
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178
posted on
03/27/2004 8:32:13 PM PST
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
( If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
I am recommending your post #178 as Free Republic's 2004's Post Of the Year.
To: Robe
Just damn. We've been moved to CHAT.......Is CHAT the same thing as FARK?
180
posted on
03/28/2004 12:43:29 PM PST
by
Christopher Dion
(In journalism, a fact is defined as idle speculation that appears in three major newspapers. -- Fred)
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