Top Doc Back Picking Nose and Eating It

Annanova ^ | 3/26/04

[mountaineer]

eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system

My stomach churned mightily when I read this line. Auggghhh.

[DumpsterDiver]

Boogers: A Celebration

[xsmommy]

honest to God, there is something seriously wrong with you....and with me...for thinking you are so dang funny.... : )

[Consort]

Giant boogers are sometimes mistaken for ectoplasm.

[smith288]

I pick, I do not eat. This makes me socially ungraceful, yet only moderately disgusting.

Damn...you owe me a keyboard!

[FlJoePa]

Everybody's doing it..
Doing it..
Doing it..

Picking their nose and eating it..
Eating it..

You may think it's funny but it's snot.

[Skooz]

"With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner."

A finalist in my new tagline competition.

[Consort]

Giant boogers are sometimes mistaken for ectoplasm.

[Consort]

Oops, double post.

[martin_fierro]

How, how, HOW did I just KNOW you'd end up here.

<|:)~

[bmwcyle]

New meaning to jelly donut?

[11th Earl of Mar]

Reminds me of the 'scary' story of a boy in a haunted house who hears, "I got you where I want you and now I'm gonna eat you." Only to find out the voice was his friend hidden in a closet with a booger on his finger.

[the OlLine Rebel]

OMG!

OK, picking is bad enough - but EATING it?

Wow, I never knew my erstwhile childhood friend Stacy was onto something........

[DWPittelli]

"With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner."

The other option is to twist a tissue into a finger shape, and twist it in ones nose while blowing through nose and pinching other nostril shut. This cleans nose more throughly than a finger, and one doesn't have to then clean finger in sink (or with mouth!). Of course, it also should be done in private, or at least turned away from people you would rather not disgust. And unless they sell tasty, edible Kleenex, booger-eaters will be SOL.

[jigsaw]

THAT is a funny site! Thanks (with boogies on it!)

[11th Earl of Mar]

But how do you eat the booger without getting Kleenex in your mouth?

[IYAS9YAS]

Twenty bucks says the Smells kid picks his nose.

[Spyder]

Dang, I saw the title and was convinced someone had a photo of Howard Dean mining for boogers or sucking his finger.

[Musket]

This is one of the most disgusting threads ever. I'd rather go out in the yard and eat a spoonful of dirt.

[amadeus]

...because as the saying goes:

If a booger is eaten in solitude, is the booger truly eaten?