[DWPittelli]

"With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner."

The other option is to twist a tissue into a finger shape, and twist it in ones nose while blowing through nose and pinching other nostril shut. This cleans nose more throughly than a finger, and one doesn't have to then clean finger in sink (or with mouth!). Of course, it also should be done in private, or at least turned away from people you would rather not disgust. And unless they sell tasty, edible Kleenex, booger-eaters will be SOL.

[11th Earl of Mar]

But how do you eat the booger without getting Kleenex in your mouth?

[Mr. Bird]

Maybe, but then you are depriving yourself of the health benefits of booger digestion.

I had a friend who wanted to build a booger ball. Keep it in jar next to bed, watch it grow with each addition. Imagine picking up a cue-ball size booger and eating it like an apple.

Gotta run..lunch time.

[r9etb]

The other option is to twist a tissue into a finger shape, and twist it in ones nose while blowing through nose and pinching other nostril shut.

I've got a little wire brush attachment for my Dremel tool. Talk about clean nostrils....