[JustAmy]

3-17-04

Graphic by MamaBear


May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
The sun shine warm upon your face.
The rain fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.

Unknown

[JohnHuang2]

G'evening, my friend *Smiles*

[Diver Dave]

Evenin' Amy, John.
Don't know if this was an Irishman or not...

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.


When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.


Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"


To which he replied. "That's fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Then on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.

[JustAmy]

St. Patrick's day is with us,
The day when all that's seen
From right and left
And everywhere is green, green, green.

I'll wear an Irish shamrock
In my coat the glad day through,
For my mother and father are Irish,
And I am Irish , too!

Unknown

[dansangel]

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all at Amy's P&P!

Here's another email gem I just had to share:

Year 2025 Newspaper Headlines:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2026.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, flyswatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered as concealable weapons by January 2026.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Average price of a single-family home in Southern California is $2,500,000, and a three- bedroom apartment now rents for $8,000 a month.

Celebrating Christmas now officially a felony as it offends too many people.

[Jen]

Top o' the morning' FRiends! Have a great St. Patrick's Day!

[OESY]

“The Irish have a sense of tragedy that sustains them through moments of joy.” -- John Keats (1795-1821)

[Alamo-Girl]

An Irish blessing:

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night,

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Good Morning! and Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Darksheare]

I'm in.
Been wandering again.
*sigh*

[Mama_Bear]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY TO Y'ALL!!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nice work, as usual! Good thing I have a broadband connection, or I'd be shut out of this thread! :D