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Bryan's World
| 15MAR04
| Bryan
Posted on 03/16/2004 6:59:46 AM PST by Professional Engineer
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Bryan's World
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 19:07:19 -0600 (CST)
From: Bryan
More humor from Bryan's World, except now it's my mother. I call her from work to tell her I will not be home until after 10:30pm.
She tells me of an inident that I will now have to clean up. And NO, it's not the cats!
Apparently a mice tail was noticed scrambling under the microwave. My mother looks down and now the head of the mouse is staring at her from under the microwave. Disgusted, she just walked away for a few minutes, leaving the door open.
A few minutes later she goes back to the microwave and now the mouse is IN the microwave. Need I say more??
She slams the door and then NUKES the bastard. Except it was too long. Now there is soylent squeak all over the walls of the microwave.
I am not looking forward to going home tonight. Guess that new microwave I bought last fall, still sitting in storage will be reallocated now!
bc
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If you ever doubt
That purest love does exist
Get yourself a Lab
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: eeek; mouse; nuke
An e-mail received from a friend of mine. I couldn't stop laughing.
To: Darksheare
When Rodents Attack!
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posted on
03/16/2004 7:02:04 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(A friendly reminder: Hydrogen Hydroxide is everywhere. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!)
To: Professional Engineer
A fitting end. To bad there was no video camera to record it for posterity.
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posted on
03/16/2004 8:21:08 AM PST
by
old3030
("Appearances are a glimpse of what is hidden." (Anaxagoras))
To: Professional Engineer; Argh; Gabz; Conspiracy Guy; autoresponder; PhilDragoo; onyx
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posted on
03/16/2004 8:46:57 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(The Democrats say they believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
To: MeekOneGOP; Professional Engineer
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/16/2004 8:57:58 AM PST
by
Gabz
(The tobacco industry doesn't pay cigarette taxes - smokers do!)
To: Professional Engineer
But shouldn't she have gotten the UN's permission first?
CG
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posted on
03/16/2004 9:15:12 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Proud to be among the most hated Freepers at DU. Boo Troll !)
To: Conspiracy Guy
What Would Peta Think
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posted on
03/16/2004 10:07:38 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(A friendly reminder: Hydrogen Hydroxide is everywhere. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!)
To: Professional Engineer
That too!
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posted on
03/16/2004 10:13:58 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Proud to be among the most hated Freepers at DU. Boo Troll !)
To: Professional Engineer
how terrible awful.
To: Professional Engineer
Tommy Daschle is deeply saddened.
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posted on
03/16/2004 3:38:14 PM PST
by
ushr435
To: Professional Engineer
The attack mouse of Zacknaar Seven.
Now done in and gone to heaven
He may be gone but it's not fine
Tunneling vengeance from Gopherious nine
/ end deplorable DRECK
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posted on
03/17/2004 12:34:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Fortune for the day: Cats have no sense of humor and will never understand handshake buzzers)
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