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To: JenB
Ew, if you find Austin Powers, please kill him quickly.

I've tried--sigh. It might be easier if I could ever get the frickin' laser beams I ordered for my sharks' heads. Do you have any idea how hard it is to take over the world when you don't have decent supplies because your shipping and receiving department is staffed by incompetent underlings? I tell you, next time I'm doing the shopping myself, and I'm going in person to Evil Office Max--no more mail orders from Acme for this evil genius.

2,252 posted on 03/21/2004 3:11:06 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Fedora
So next time, just shoot him. A couple dozen times. Then burn the body, just to be sure, after running the DNA tests.

Remember, thoroughness means never having to say "But you're dead!"
2,253 posted on 03/21/2004 3:13:00 PM PST by JenB
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To: Fedora
Don't go to Evil Office Max.
Villain Supply has better prices and selection.

http://villainsupply.com/index1.html
2,256 posted on 03/21/2004 3:21:52 PM PST by TalonDJ
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