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To: Fedora
So next time, just shoot him. A couple dozen times. Then burn the body, just to be sure, after running the DNA tests.

Remember, thoroughness means never having to say "But you're dead!"
2,253 posted on 03/21/2004 3:13:00 PM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
So next time, just shoot him. A couple dozen times. Then burn the body, just to be sure, after running the DNA tests.

Tried it already on Michael Meyers in Halloween parts 1, 2, and 4. Doesn't work. At best it'd turn out to be an Austin double, at worst you'd just get Undead Austin Powers that way--and trust me, if you think cryogenically-unfrozen Austin Powers was bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Ask Christopher Lee how many bad sequels you end up with if that happens--he knows how that goes:


2,257 posted on 03/21/2004 3:24:03 PM PST by Fedora
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