Hmmm--not bad--actually, a plan so evil I might've devised it myself--a plan after my own heart--sniff. . .that almost brings a tear to my evil eye. . .Almost, but not quite, since I'm too evil to cry. Number 2 does that for me.
And I'm offended by 'Ms'. It's a feminist way to say "I won't be defined by my relationship to a man" and is a sign of insecurity. I'm a 'Miss' until I'm a 'Mrs'. Or a 'Dr'.
Hey, when you finish 8 years of evil school like I have, I'll start calling you "Dr.", Missie! :) Speaking of which, you still haven't completed your evil homework assignment: how would you kill Batman and Robin without trapping them inside a giant echo-amplifying chamber to drive them deaf? When you come up with a better evil plan than that, maybe then we'll start talking about evil graduate school.