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To: JenB
No, sharks have been hypnotized by my mind wave to go after beauraucrats at the first whiff. And the shark-pool has pirahnas, too.

Hmmm--not bad--actually, a plan so evil I might've devised it myself--a plan after my own heart--sniff. . .that almost brings a tear to my evil eye. . .Almost, but not quite, since I'm too evil to cry. Number 2 does that for me.

And I'm offended by 'Ms'. It's a feminist way to say "I won't be defined by my relationship to a man" and is a sign of insecurity. I'm a 'Miss' until I'm a 'Mrs'. Or a 'Dr'.

Hey, when you finish 8 years of evil school like I have, I'll start calling you "Dr.", Missie! :) Speaking of which, you still haven't completed your evil homework assignment: how would you kill Batman and Robin without trapping them inside a giant echo-amplifying chamber to drive them deaf? When you come up with a better evil plan than that, maybe then we'll start talking about evil graduate school.

2,241 posted on 03/21/2004 2:43:25 PM PST by Fedora
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To: Fedora
Ah... I would - drat, I don't know much about those two. I'd force them to listen to Vogon poetry until their lower intenstines lept up and throttled their brains.
2,242 posted on 03/21/2004 2:45:38 PM PST by JenB
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