[JenB]

Ah... I would - drat, I don't know much about those two. I'd force them to listen to Vogon poetry until their lower intenstines lept up and throttled their brains.

[JenB]

Hi ladies... I've been researching this afternoon and it looks like I'll be moving out to Colorado the first week of August. So... if we're going to Animoot (and we'd better!) the earlier in July, the better, for me. Let me know your thoughts.

Suzi, we are going to try to get together when you're down here in May, right?

[Fedora]

Ah... I would - drat, I don't know much about those two. I'd force them to listen to Vogon poetry until their lower intenstines lept up and throttled their brains.

See, that just shows how much you have to learn about being evil. Batman would easily escape from this by reciting Act 3 of Hamlet backwards, reversing the polarity of the Vogon poetry. Maybe now you begin to see just why it's not as simple as shooting Batman. . .

You may brush up on your evil by studying the techniques of the masters here:

Batman - Episode Guide