Now that, I really like.
The original is pretty funny, too. Love that musical.
Mmm, Shakespeare is good and altered Shakespeare can be better. Still, nothing quite matches a really good adaptation of a play. Like Branagh's version of "Much Ado About Nothing" - my favorite Shakespeare play anyway, I love his rendering of it.
Let's see.
All I want is a Hole somewhere,
Far away from Mordor's foul air
With one hobbit-size chair
Oh wouldn't it be luverly?
Lots of lembas for me to eat
Lots of hair on my big feet...