Mmm, Shakespeare is good and altered Shakespeare can be better. Still, nothing quite matches a really good adaptation of a play. Like Branagh's version of "Much Ado About Nothing" - my favorite Shakespeare play anyway, I love his rendering of it.
Let's see.
All I want is a Hole somewhere,
Far away from Mordor's foul air
With one hobbit-size chair
Oh wouldn't it be luverly?
Lots of lembas for me to eat
Lots of hair on my big feet...
Also good.
Darn it, I'm too tired to be original today. Long day. Long, longgggg day.