Drunken Polish nun crashes her tractor

AFP/Yahoo ^ | Tue Mar 2,12:21 PM ET

[martin_fierro]

Drunken Polish nun crashes her tractor

Tue Mar 2,12:21 PM ET

WARSAW (AFP) - A Benedictine nun could lose her driving licence after hitting a car parked outside her convent at Krzeszow in southeast Poland while drunk at the wheel of a tractor, a local police spokesman, Dariusz Waluch said.

Waluch said the 45-year nun "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser" after the accident and police were waiting for the results of a blood-alcohol test before charging her.

[Khurkris]

Or...drunken Polish nunns on tractors are so common that its not really big news. Tractors and riding mowers are very popular with drunk country singers. Maybe the nunns are George Jones fans. Like I am.

[Khurkris]

Amazing interpretation.

Seat belt violation, hypothetical concussive injuries and a Papist smear campaign.

Simply amazing.

[heyheyhey]

Thank you Uncle Gene and Khurkris for your contributions to this thread.

Did you notice that one report has it in one town in SW Poland, and the other report has it in another town in SE Poland? So, we know for sure there was a drunken Catholic nun on a tractor, we have the satellite photos to prove it, but we don't know where. Nuns are elusive targets, especially when drunken.

Sounds very very familiar ;-D