That's just WRONG!
To: Dan from Michigan
My next country song hit!
My Johnson's caught in the padlock of life, darlin', and only you have the key
To: Dan from Michigan
3 posted on
02/23/2004 8:01:26 PM PST by
Loyalist
(Tony Clement for Leader: Conservative Party of Canada!)
To: Dan from Michigan
"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
He's looking for an Oriental girlfriend.
To: Dan from Michigan
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw. The cure sounds worse than the malady.
6 posted on
02/23/2004 9:09:09 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
To: Dan from Michigan
7 posted on
02/23/2004 9:10:49 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
To: mhking
You really shouldn't miss this one. I wonder if that's what happened to Clinton?
8 posted on
02/23/2004 9:12:54 PM PST by
xJones
To: Dan from Michigan
all I can say is LOL you couldnt make this stuff up if you did noone would believe it.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.I cringe at the thought, and ask the ultimate question:
WHY!????Just damn.If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
13 posted on
02/24/2004 3:47:04 AM PST by
mhking
To: Dan from Michigan
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.So you think that's why slick is also "crooked"?
17 posted on
02/24/2004 5:32:49 AM PST by
b4its2late
(Lord, If I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.)
To: Dan from Michigan
Darwin award nominee??
To: Dan from Michigan
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man LOL!~I can see these guys passing the jar back and forth saying:
"I'M not going to grease it, here Vladamir, YOU grease it!"
That's probably why it took a whole hour. :)
Guess that's what happens when you let your little brain do the thinking!
21 posted on
02/24/2004 10:09:00 AM PST by
MamaTexan
(The brave may not live forever, but cowards never live at all)
To: Dan from Michigan
Male version of a chastity belt?
To: Dan from Michigan
The simple solution would have been to just show him
this.
Instant "jello".
To: Dan from Michigan
If you've ever gotten your penis stuck in a padlock ... you just might be a Russian Redneck!
25 posted on
02/24/2004 11:11:39 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
To: Dan from Michigan
I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
27 posted on
02/24/2004 11:42:03 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
To: Dan from Michigan
...after a sex game went wrong. Umm, apparently I don't get out often enough. Anybody know what game it was? What exactly are the rules?
To: Dan from Michigan
LOL - Everyone knows that padlocks are gateway devices to more dangerous locks of choice. Without government intervention, he'll no doubt escalate to deadbolts or even worse!
29 posted on
02/24/2004 3:59:42 PM PST by
ironmaidenPR2717
("Reality is merely an illusion, albeit, a very persistent one." Albert Einstein)
To: Dan from Michigan
It was a lock on a chastity belt.
30 posted on
03/12/2004 6:23:52 PM PST by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
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