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Man got penis stuck in padlock (OWWWWWWWW)
ananova ^
| 2-19-03
Posted on 02/23/2004 7:55:35 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Ananova:
Man got penis stuck in padlock
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.
A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: padlocks; russian
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To: Dan from Michigan
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man LOL!~I can see these guys passing the jar back and forth saying:
"I'M not going to grease it, here Vladamir, YOU grease it!"
That's probably why it took a whole hour. :)
Guess that's what happens when you let your little brain do the thinking!
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posted on
02/24/2004 10:09:00 AM PST
by
MamaTexan
(The brave may not live forever, but cowards never live at all)
To: Dan from Michigan
Male version of a chastity belt?
To: martin_fierro
OMG! *cringes*
Martin, you find the worst stuff!
To: Dan from Michigan
The simple solution would have been to just show him
this.
Instant "jello".
To: Dan from Michigan
If you've ever gotten your penis stuck in a padlock ... you just might be a Russian Redneck!
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posted on
02/24/2004 11:11:39 AM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
To: mhking
I'm wondering how. I guess it would depend on the size of the... um, er, lock. This really is too funny.
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posted on
02/24/2004 11:25:52 AM PST
by
Jaded
(Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake. /so)
To: Dan from Michigan
I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
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posted on
02/24/2004 11:42:03 AM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Dick Gephardt is a <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">miserable failure </a>)
To: Dan from Michigan
...after a sex game went wrong. Umm, apparently I don't get out often enough. Anybody know what game it was? What exactly are the rules?
To: Dan from Michigan
LOL - Everyone knows that padlocks are gateway devices to more dangerous locks of choice. Without government intervention, he'll no doubt escalate to deadbolts or even worse!
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posted on
02/24/2004 3:59:42 PM PST
by
ironmaidenPR2717
("Reality is merely an illusion, albeit, a very persistent one." Albert Einstein)
To: Dan from Michigan
It was a lock on a chastity belt.
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posted on
03/12/2004 6:23:52 PM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
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