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Man got penis stuck in padlock (OWWWWWWWW)
ananova ^
| 2-19-03
Posted on 02/23/2004 7:55:35 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Ananova:
Man got penis stuck in padlock
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.
Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong.
A doctor at Moscow's Hospital No.50, where the man was treated, told local daily Moskovsky Komsomolets: "His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: padlocks; russian
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That's just WRONG!
To: Dan from Michigan
My next country song hit!
My Johnson's caught in the padlock of life, darlin', and only you have the key
To: Dan from Michigan
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posted on
02/23/2004 8:01:26 PM PST
by
Loyalist
(Tony Clement for Leader: Conservative Party of Canada!)
To: Dan from Michigan
"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."
He's looking for an Oriental girlfriend.
To: Loyalist
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posted on
02/23/2004 8:52:36 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(From the archives...)
To: Dan from Michigan
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw. The cure sounds worse than the malady.
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posted on
02/23/2004 9:09:09 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
To: Dan from Michigan
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posted on
02/23/2004 9:10:49 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(I miss the Media Schadenfreude Ping)
To: mhking
You really shouldn't miss this one. I wonder if that's what happened to Clinton?
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posted on
02/23/2004 9:12:54 PM PST
by
xJones
To: William McKinley
My Johnson's caught in the padlock of life, darlin', and only you have the keyVery good! Now if you could just include the cold water, (oil pit) grease and the (chain) saw.:)
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posted on
02/23/2004 9:26:01 PM PST
by
xJones
To: mhking
ping..
10
posted on
02/23/2004 10:52:49 PM PST
by
wafflehouse
(the hell you say!)
To: Dan from Michigan
all I can say is LOL you couldnt make this stuff up if you did noone would believe it.
To: xJones
Took some grease from the axle of my truck
But stil couldn't get unstuck
So next I tried my chain saw
Yee-haw
Cold water wasn't enough to bring me down
None of that would work while you're still around...
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Firemen used cold water and grease to try to release the padlock before finally cutting it free with a saw.I cringe at the thought, and ask the ultimate question:
WHY!????Just damn.If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
02/24/2004 3:47:04 AM PST
by
mhking
To: Loyalist
uGGGH! You just had to give us that image..that picture in our heads...of a padlock and a bender..
GAG, BLECH... BARF!
You know, you guys who do this...it comes back round... ROFL
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posted on
02/24/2004 3:55:24 AM PST
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: martin_fierro
Then there's this guyNumbnuts LOL
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:25:42 AM PST
by
wysiwyg
(What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
To: smadurski
"all I can say is LOL you couldnt make this stuff up if you did noone would believe it." After all, truth is stranger than fiction, it doesn't have to make sense.
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posted on
02/24/2004 4:43:30 AM PST
by
HangThemHigh
(Entropy's not what it used to be.)
To: Dan from Michigan
A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock.So you think that's why slick is also "crooked"?
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posted on
02/24/2004 5:32:49 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Lord, If I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.)
To: William McKinley
Re #12: STOP, STOP!!! LOL, okay you're the best! And I sincerely hope you never professionally write C&W songs, they're bad enough as it is.
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posted on
02/24/2004 9:05:17 AM PST
by
xJones
To: Dan from Michigan
Darwin award nominee??
To: international american
Well, the article said he was still functional, so I think not. I suspect the sex will be a bit awkward, however...
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posted on
02/24/2004 10:05:33 AM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
("You play a good game, boy, but the game is finished, now you die." --The Tall Man)
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