[xJones]

My Johnson's caught in the padlock of life, darlin', and only you have the key

Very good! Now if you could just include the cold water, (oil pit) grease and the (chain) saw.:)

[wafflehouse]

ping..

[William McKinley]

Took some grease from the axle of my truck
But stil couldn't get unstuck
So next I tried my chain saw
Yee-haw
Cold water wasn't enough to bring me down
None of that would work while you're still around...