Kitty Caption XL – Your Public “Servants” – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

23 February 2004 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

GOOD MEOWING EVERYONE. Time for this week’s kitty thread.

This week we feature public service. A sampling of those employed to protect and serve our fair cities.

New department Fire Chief.

County pest exterminator; potential intruder captured, killed, and eaten. Compliments of sciencediet.

Your new Pastor/Preacher/Rabbi. Compliments of retrokitten.

Pinky the policeman. License and registration please.

[PetroniDE]

Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor with our feline friends is always a welcome diversion. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (118 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.

We can’t forget FR “public servant”; the Viking Kitties. Wake up all you kitty owners. Rise and shine. MEOW MEOW MEOW..

[PetroniDE]

WAKE UP SLEEPYHEADS, TIME TO GET UP ---PING---

[kitkat]

Thank goodness, the kitties are HERE! And thank YOU, Petroni.

[KangarooJacqui]

KITTIES!

Our three were much excited by a thunderstorm we had here earlier (which booted me offline for a while). I may have to borrow a digital camera and show you the "office cats" - one perches next to the fax machine, while another spends her days behind the A3 printer (when she's not perched in someone's intray, that is!).

[kitkat]

My kitty, C.C., had eight teeth removed the other day. When she came home she couldn't put her head down in any direction to sleep. Poor thing! But when I checked her in the middle of the night, she placed the side of her head in my hand to get her back jaw scratched, and i knew the pain was leaving.

By the way, she's on an antibiotic which she LOVES. As soon as she sees the bottle in my hand, she rushes towards it and tries to lick it. (What's the chemical term for catnip?)

[Xenalyte]

Wake up all you kitty owners. Rise and shine. MEOW MEOW MEOW...



Dennis says NOOOOOOO!!!!

[rface]

Gentry County Library Cat

Hi, My name is Emerson Booker, and I am the newest worker at the Gentry County Library. I have been here at the library for about a year now. I was just a kitten when that first picture of me was taken. I guess I should tell you a little about myself, and how I came to live at the library......

Gentry County Library
Stanberry, MO 64489
(660) 783-2335

[rface]

Library Cats in the United States

[Lady Jag]

The town tree department is already hard at work.

[Lady Jag]

The striped Viking is at her post.

[Lady Jag]

This one works in an office as a paralegal:

[iceskater]

What a great picture (as usual!)

What is it about cats sitting on the newspapers? Mine does that all the time.

[Lady Jag]

I'd been looking for a better way to store my hand weights when Molly spun her wheels and blew a pile of papers all over the room. Now you'll see hand weight paper weights in this house.

If the cats want to exercise let them do chin-ups.

[Lady Jag]

You want to see a great picture! Check out these mattress testers:

[SAMWolf]

New Barista?

[iceskater]

OMG, that is just hilarious! You made my day.

[abner]

I'm such a sucker for kitty photos...

[Lady Jag]

I thought you said there was a cat in here.

[squarebarb]

Good morning Petroni! Great thread. Thank you! I've got to learn how to post pictures. My tomcat Sam looks just like Emerson. Sam at present is out zotting the mouse population.

[MizSterious]

Ours, too. Especially when we're trying to read them.