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Question: How do you tell the difference between liberals,
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Posted on 02/22/2004 7:19:41 PM PST by h.a. cherev

Question: How do you tell the difference between liberals, conservatives, and southerners?

Answer: Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Conservative Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the Smith & Wesson Hollow Points?"

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: faq

1 posted on 02/22/2004 7:19:42 PM PST by h.a. cherev
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To: h.a. cherev
I have heard this joke on the radio! =O)
2 posted on 02/22/2004 7:31:53 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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To: h.a. cherev
Amish answer:


BANG, BANG, BANG,CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP.

3 posted on 02/22/2004 9:15:26 PM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: Luke Skyfreeper
*ping* to someone who I suspect might appreciate this one... ;-)
4 posted on 02/23/2004 3:49:37 AM PST by KangarooJacqui (The pen is mightier than the sword... does that make the keyboard mightier than the AK-47?)
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To: KangarooJacqui
Thanks for the ping. My oldest daughter is reading this to her mom right now. 8-)
5 posted on 02/23/2004 8:04:19 AM PST by Luke Skyfreeper (Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/index_real.php">miserable failure</a>Moore)
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To: h.a. cherev
A Glock 40 only holds 9 shots?
6 posted on 02/23/2004 10:30:55 PM PST by TYVets ("An armed society is a polite society." - Robert A. Heinlein & me)
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