Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 32nd Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (32nd Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

How do you add/change a tagline, anyway? ~A Freeper

Answer: When you go to post something,
look at that little space bar beneath your post,
add Witty Tagline and bake at *350.
~ CMSgop ~

Hey. Wait. My tagline. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FIND MY TAGLINE!!!!     will1776, 01/11

Blue Cards = H1-B on Steroids.     seamole, 01/11

Semper Fi Mac ....... Become a Monthly at FR....... https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/     NormsRevenge, 01/11

Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies. Tongue-tied, twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit.     AntiKev, 01/11

Under penalty of law: This tag not to be removed except by the user.     Bloody Sam Roberts, 01/11

(quiet space)     Ragtime Cowgirl, 01/11

3!~ All I ask is one chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.     WKB, 01/11

And twenty thousand bucks to complete my robot. My GIRL robot.     Johnny_Cipher, 01/11

The actress in the "Diary of Anne Frank" was so bad, a heckler yelled "Look in Attic!" to the guard.     Central Scrutiniser, 01/11

DEAN- Dumb, envious, angry neophyte.     will1776, 01/11

Mama always said a tagline's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get...     will1776, 01/11

Imagine a world without hypotheticals.     Jeff Chandler, 01/11

Why does the most evil man in the world live in a Stuckeys?     TomServo, 01/11

Laz touched my tag. I feel so dirty.     Marie, 01/12

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <>...ribbit.     SAMWolf, 01/12

Howie Dean is not MY neighbor...     NewLand, 01/12

I wouldn't have spent a year in College if it hadn't been for that horse!     Pete-R-Bilt, 01/12

RE - Bad relatives: Her presence is like pee on a hot rock! ~Conspiracy Guy.     netmilsmom, 01/12

Watch it, pal.....if you keep it up, I'll steal your tagline next.     Lazamataz, 01/12

If I must choose between funding Welfare and Mars, I choose Mars.     theDentist, 01/12

Karen, Ken 4 ID, Jim - Go Eagles Go.     fatima, 01/12

A proud, hyphenated, Legal-American.     jigsaw, 01/12

Wave your flag, don't waive your rights!     B4Ranch, 01/12

Soon there'll come a day, when you’re face to face with me. A freedom fighter, no remorse.     CyberCowboy777, 01/12

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.     CyberCowboy777, 01/12

No! Bad doggie! Don't eat dead people!     4mycountry, 01/12

January 7th, 2004 - A date which will live in infamy.     4.1O dana super trac pak, 01/12

Everyone's prayers appreciated for Boston--the first American "City on a Hill".     seamole, 01/19

Take cyanide, and call me in the morning.     Sidebar Moderator, giving reason for pulling a specific thread, 01/12

If 9/11 didn't change you, you're a bad human being.     aynrandfreak, 01/12

We call evil by its name.     cyncooper, 01/12

$upport Free Republic -- and our Troops who Protect Us!     AntiJen, 01/12

Yes I am talking about you! If the dog collar matches your bleached blonde hare, wear it.     AntiJen, 01/12

Law of Survival: 1.Find out who Big Brother is. 2.Find out what Big Brother wants. 3.Knuckle under.     T'wit, 01/12

The voices in my head won't play with the voices in your head anymore.     Darksheare, 01/12

Mine the borders.     StriperSniper, 01/12

Integrity First, Service Before Self, Excellence In All We Do -- USAF Core Values.     Rivendell, 01/12

You tryin' ta tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?     TheBigB, 01/12

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.     b4its2late, 01/12

Fight terrorists in Iraq & elsewhere, instead of waiting for them to come to America!     BillF, 01/12

Weapons of deterrence do not deter terrorists; people of deterrence do.     m1-lightning, 01/12

Liberty does not tolerate lawlessness and a borderless nation will not prevail.     Happy2BMe, 01/12

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.     b4its2late, 01/12

It takes a village to raise an idiot. [Wimpy tag line? Order Vi-tag-ra here!]     talleyman, 01/12

I am not a gun nut, I am a firearm enthusiast.     hoosierboy, 01/12

I am not from Vermont. I lived there for four years and that was enough.     Vermont Lt, 01/12

What is the point of fighting in Iraq if we surrender to Vicente?     DLfromthedesert, 01/12

Why are we even having this debate?     Bogey78O, 01/12

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest............the Clark mantra.     yoe, 01/13

Compassion for your enemies is a betrayal of your friends.     Smile-n-Win, 01/13

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. ~Confucius.     G.Mason, 01/13

I will be 50 on Jan 15. I feel 100.     Conspiracy Guy, 01/13

GOOD _____! Choose one A. Morning B. Afternoon C. Evening D. Bye. Now can I go back to my book?     NicknamedBob, 01/13

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.     new cruelty, 01/13

Yadda,yadda,yadda,blah,blah,blah the words my husband hears when I'm speaking to him.     JonathansMommie, 01/13

Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/     ~Kim4VRWC's~, 01/13

06/07/04 - 1000 days since 09/11/01.     Straight Vermonter, 01/13

The voices in my head think the voices in your head are paranoid.     Darksheare, 01/13

Is Saddam room temperature yet?     teletech, 01/13

Why don't aardvarks get sick? They're full of antie-bodies.     irgbar-man, 01/13

I tried to make the sentence a little longer but ran out of vitriol. Got a spare can? 10W-40?     kinghorse, 01/13

Found the can of vitriol on ebay. Good price but I think I paid too much shipping.     kinghorse, 01/13

Clinton happens. ~F. Lee Mark Levin.     veronica, 01/13

GW’04 - Rice’08     4everontheRight, 01/13

Zell Miller on Howard Dean: "Clever and glib, but deep this Vermont pond is not."     polemikos, 01/13

The ongoing destruction of the Rat party is giving me smile wrinkles.....     eureka!, 01/13

WVU football and marijuana, both get smoked in bowls.     WV Mountain Mama, 01/13

YOU sit down, Mr. Dean. You've had your say, now we'll have ours.     will1776, 01/13

Next mood swing.......6 minutes.     Tooters, 01/13

Never enough muscle to stop a tertiary hustle.     rdb3, 01/13

Coffee, the elixir of life..or something resembling life.     cavtrooper21, 01/13

Immigration laws are tougher on livestock than terrorists.     Psycho_Runner, 01/13

Defend America...get vaccinated.     bonesmccoy, 01/14

Did we get to the good part of the day yet?     P.O.E., 01/14

Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...     Fintan, 01/14

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.     SerpentDove, 01/14

The right to bear weapons is the right to be free. ~A. E. Van Vogt.     jalisco555, 01/14

There is no lettuce shortage in Australia.     Tauzero, 01/14

Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.     theDentist, 01/14

Some Things in Life You Can't Buy; For Everything Else, There's Democrats.     DJ88, 01/14

A fate worse than death: to be married alive.     SAMWolf, 01/14

Dean's anti-terrorism plan: "Treat people with respect and they will treat you with respect." 12/1/03.     bayourod, 01/14

USMC 1942-1946 Once a MARINE always a MARINE.     Texican, 01/14

I like my coffee extra crunchy, thank you...     mhking, 01/14

17Dec03~A privately financed, built and owned Spacecraft broke the sound barrier for the first time.     Professional Engineer, 01/14

Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation * VictimsOfCommunism.org * Est. by Pub. Law 103-199.     seamole, 01/15

New York City has always been, and always will be, America's switchblade.     Lazamataz, 01/15

Faith is not a work; swarming, however, is.     jboot, 01/15

Recognize that all true Christians will be Calvinists in glory...     CCWoody, 01/15

Will someone please send me that list of democrats who returned their tax rebates?     Baynative, 01/15

You don't clean up 8 years of messes in 4, only to turn it over to Pigpen. ~W’04.     steveegg, 01/15

An optimist is someone who tells you to 'cheer up' when things are going his way.     Orangedog, 01/15

The terrorists don't "win" by keeping you from normal daily life, but by killing the infidel.     petro45acp, 01/15

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway.     capt. norm, 01/15

A diamond lasts a lifetime, but a Freeper post lasts forever....     baltodog, 01/15

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. ~Groucho Marx.     Jinjelsnaps, 01/15

Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...they're now making reproductive organs.     petuniasevan, 01/15

Mr. President, please get back to conservatism and stop spending money like drunken Democrats!     Fledermaus, 01/16

If you felt unclean reading that, imagine how unclean I felt writing it...     RichInOC, 01/16

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!     SAMWolf, 01/15

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.     nuconvert, 01/16

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. ~Bernard Berenson.     general_re, 01/16

Ironic, foreign lands are stumbling to the light while we are striving mightily to put it out.     JackRyanCIA, 01/15

IQ deemed to be somewhere between an idiot-savant and Marilyn Savant.     bullseye1911, 01/16

Liberalism: Working for you until all of your money is spent.     IncPen, 01/16

I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.     redlipstick, 01/16

My tagline was killed in Ted Kennedy's car.     MotleyGirl70, 01/16

Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967.     Iowa Granny, 01/16

Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack.     ShadowAce, 01/16

You live and learn. Then you die and forget it all.     squarebarb, 01/16

I'll take Dean or Clark, I'm not choosy when it comes to meglomaniacs.     pettifogger, 01/16

You BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50, MAKE 60, HIT 70 and then it becomes day by day.     deport, 01/16

Here's a tip - Never weedeat the dog pen with your mouth open.     PurVirgo, 01/16

Cows: The perfect Animal. Eat their meat, boil their bones for Soup, and Wear their Skin for Clothes.     Maigrey, 01/14

Bush2004 Grassroots Campaign visit W-04.com for FREE STICKERS.     W04Man, 01/17

Are you willing to do for the truth what leftists are willing to do for a lie?     tame, 01/17

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!     petuniasevan, 01/17

An old soldier knows truth. Only a Dead Soldier knows peace.     Michael121, 01/17

Proudly annoying people since 1950...     Fintan, 01/17

Death is better than taxes because death doesn't get worse every year.     HighWheeler, 01/17

Remember to never split an infinitive.     petuniasevan, 01/17

PMS 24-7 own a gun. Specialize in RAT extermination. 1-800-KILLEM4U :-)     NRA2BFree, 01/17

I reprogrammed my computer to think existentially, I get the same results only slower.     reed_inthe_wind, 01/17

Inveniemus viam aut faciemus. - We will either find a way or make one.     Steel Wolf, 01/17

We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.     Norman Conquest, 01/17

Wesley Clark: Howard Dean with medals!     annyokie, 01/17

I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.     Ace the Biker, 01/17

Bustin' up liberal covens from coast to coast.     CovenBuster, 01/17

When character is lost, rules and punishments cannot take its place. ~Paul Craig Roberts.     Joe Brower, 01/17

Help Stop Animal Overpopulation - Spay/Neuter Your Pets and Any Weird Friends Too...     upchuck, 01/18

Terrorism n. systematic use of violence to intimidate or coerce societies or governments.     listenhillary, 01/18

Patriots love their way of life. Liberals love their lifestyle.     armymarinedad, 01/18

Be careful- I have photoshop and I'm not afraid to use it.....     Tooters, 01/18

Never post anything that will make your husband or the IRS hate you! ~Jim Robinson.     Maigrey, 01/18

Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.     petuniasevan, 01/18

Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites. ~Standing Wolf.     Condor51, 01/18

Adversity makes us bitter or better.     goodnesswins, 01/18

Man rises to greatness if greatness is expected of him.     FormerACLUmember, 01/18

ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE.     William Weatherford, 01/18

The liberal mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.     Jaysun, 01/18

Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.     exile, 01/19

If love is blind, lingerie makes great Braille.     SAMWolf, 01/19

The powerful NFC South: 3 of the 4 teams have gone to the big dance within the last 5 years.     mhking, 01/19

Some day I'll have a rock-hard body - once rigor mortis sets in.     Tall_Texan, 01/19

No society rises above its idea of God. ~Unknown.     Lexinom, 01/19

The older you get . . . the older "old" is !     RightField, 01/19

He who has never hoped can never despair.     Pan_Yans Wife, 01/20

Embracing liberalism = throwing away the winning ticket in life's lottery.     Steve8714 and FormerLib, 01/20

Anti-Semitism is not a lifestyle choice.     tort_feasor, 01/20

Which side of Olympus Mons has the trout streams?     Professional Engineer, 01/20

The problem with Clark isn't just that he's insane, it's also that he's a complete liar.     GulliverSwift, 01/20

You might be conservative -- but are you a patriot?     Naspino, 01/20

Iowa Headline - Kerry, Firefighters Hose Howard Dean!     .cnI redruM, 01/20

Almighty God, Embrace with Your invincible armour our loved ones in all branches of the service.     mystery-ak, 01/20

Rats will steal everything from your wallet to your underwear.     NautiNurse, 01/20

Wait. So Kerry won Iowa? When did we start letting the French run for president of the US?     will1776, 01/20

Yeaaaaaghh! ® 2004, Howard Dean.     The KG9 Kid, 01/20

Hey Vegans! More people were killed this year by dirty onions than by Mad Cows!     50sDad, 01/20

Victory is not relative, it is absolute.     quantim, 01/20

A leader makes the footprint for a nation to follow.     tapatio, 01/20

Howeird Dean is completely nuts. I like that in a Democrat Candidate.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 01/20

I left my Russian Jeep in Mazar-i-Sherif.     JeepInMazar, 01/20

The Greens, like the Nazis before them, are inordinate, i.e., there is no limit to their demands.     narby, 01/20

Mow and rake your yards, insure people you hire are legal, keep money in the country.     NewRomeTacitus, 01/20

Seldom right, never in doubt!     Wally_Kalbacken, 01/20

I POST NEWS FROM ALABAMA, FLORIDA, OHIO....YEEEEEEEAAAWWWWWW     chance33_98, 01/20

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork to my lunch? ~W.C. Fields.     MrJingles, 01/20

Howard Dean makes me look normal during PMS.     cyborg, 01/20

You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it.     SAMWolf, 01/20

Troll hunter extraordinaire.     trussell, 01/20

Go Terri! Thank you, Jeb. The world is a better place because of you!     Sunshine55, 01/20

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW. ~Howard Dean.     smith288, 01/20

The best peacemakers are those who know the peace of God.     The Mayor, 01/20

America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. ~GWB 1/20/04.     NonValueAdded, 01/20

Fire Controlman First Class Extraordinaire.     Skwidd, 01/21

If I get a fake blue card, does that mean I won’t have to pay for health and auto insurance?     sarasmom, 01/21

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE JUDGES.     Keith, 01/21

Nothing is more terrifying to a liberal than a strong America.     Imal, 01/21

Dean's Iowa melt down is a lesson about false prophets and other would be presidents........     yoe, 01/21

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.     Big Horn, 01/21

Hmm... Is 6 lb test too heavy for Martian trout?     Professional Engineer, 01/21

Looking for a long-time, intimate relationship with another tagline? Call 1-800-mytagline.     beachn4fun, 01/21

Hugh and series are SO last year....     clintonh8r, 01/21

The scalpel of the abortionist is the sword of Islam.     Loyalist, 01/21

Sherman burned Columbia to the ground Feb. 17, 1865. Can we get reparations?     Moose4, 01/21

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.     John Lenin, 01/21

A Guest Worker is a dinner guest who helps wash dishs, ILLEGALS ALIENS are who picked the veggies.     putupon, 01/21

Iowa was just another Democrat debate about how to fake out the American people. ~Ann Coulter.     Gritty, 01/21

Okay, I'm for news regulation: BAN ALL coverage of MJ!!     Molly Pitcher, 01/21

Amazing!! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks.     b4its2late, 01/21

This is our most desperate hour. Help me Diane Sawyer. You're my only hope. ~Howard Dean.     JohnnyZ, 01/21

Modesty has ruined more kidneys than liquor.     Don W, 01/22

Democrats are just not capable of defending our nation's security. It's that simple!     Fledermaus, 01/22

Of course, my parasitic twin has a completely different opinion.     ovrtaxt, 01/22

My life for Liberty, My soul for Christ.     bigghurtt, 01/22

I'm having an apotheosis of freaking desuetude.     ClearCase_guy, 01/22

When you and your friends see a man or a woman in uniform, tell them Thanks!     NicknamedBob, 01/22

If Jesse Jack$on and I meet, face to face, it's gonna be a misunderstanding...     rdb3, 01/22

Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!     Jim Noble, 01/22

Proud father of a NON-ABORTED 2 month old son with DOWN SYNDROME.     New Perspective, 01/22

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.     b4its2late, 01/22

Salmon...the other pink meat !     Squantos, 01/22

God sent Angels- Why would I trust them to anyone else? ~homeschooling 1/5/04.     netmilsmom, 01/22

WARNING! This tagline does not dial 911..........     suzyq5558, 01/22

MS:Where do you want to go today? OSX:Where do you want to go tomorrow? Linux:Are you coming or what?     Glenn, 01/22

Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security. ~Burke.     zlala, 01/22

Nothing really good ever happened after 1789.     Romulus, 01/22

Sleep well, gentle reader; but remember there ARE such things...     solitas, 01/22

Virginia Senator John ChaChingChester is TAXING my nerves.     Corin Stormhands, 01/22

Fac meam diem. ~Clintus Estvoodicus.     SAMWolf, 01/23

Australians have always had a healthy disregard for authority... hence, the compulsory voting rule.     KangarooJacqui, 01/23

The Kangaroo supports the Eagle...     KangarooJacqui, 01/23

Use the Internet to make government transparent.     Middle Man, 01/23

If you agree with the French raise your hand. If you are French raise both hands!     Seruzawa, 01/23

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, ..I think you'll be amused by its presumption.     nuconvert, 01/23

Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." [TIME-1/22/01]     windchime, 01/23

Freeper Fidelis.     jigsaw, 01/23

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!     End_Clintonism_Now, 01/23

Testing. I can't hear myself. Is this thing on?     CyberCowboy777, 01/23

Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.     Jaysun, 01/23

Blessed are the Young for they Shall Inherit the National Debt - www.cafepress.com/libertymom.     PersonalLiberties, 01/23

How Come Vic Tayback Never Won an Oscar ???????????????????????????????     cmsgop, 01/23

President, Drive By Shooters Assn.     Inyo-Mono, 01/23

So, Spirit turns to Beagle and says, "Hold my beer and watch this."     Professional Engineer, 01/24

Freedom isn't won by soundbites but by the unyielding determination and sacrifice given in its cause.     Victoria Delsoul, 01/23

When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic.     ExSoldier, 01/24

Either the arabs are at your throat, or at your feet.     wardaddy, 01/24

The 1990's? The Decade of Fraud[s]... The 00's? The Decade of Lunatics...     backhoe, 01/24

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.     Drango, 01/24

Islam is to Peace as a Zen Koan is to a binary logical "if-then" statement.     King Prout, 01/24

Freedom isn't Free! Support those who ensure it.     SwinneySwitch, 01/24

Liberals believe we are Crash Dummies on the hectic highway of the Cosmos.     Helms, 01/24

Cleaning with the kids at home is like shoveling during a snowstorm. ~Phyllis Diller.     kimmie7, 01/24

What I have really have always wanted is a stove that flushes. ~Phyllis Diller.     kimmie7, 01/24

Miserable failure = http://www.michaelmoore.com/ sounds good to me!     Johnny_Cipher, 01/24

Howard Dean is an insane gerbil.     GasparSantiago, 01/24

Time wounds all heels.     curmudgeonII, 01/24

The Republicans have turned into Democrats, and the Democrats have turned into Marxists.     Lazamataz, 01/24

Terrorism is a disease, precise application of superior force is the ONLY cure.     Magnum44, 01/24

Love America? Vote Republican.     GRRRRR, 01/24

Then: "Ask not what your country can do for you." Now: "You sit down. You had your say."     MNLDS, 01/24

JUDGES is JOB #1.     chiller, 01/25

Ten feet tall and bulletproof.     Arviragus, 01/25

I got my 401(k) statement - Up 28.02% in 2003 - Thanks to tax cuts and the Bush recovery.     SamAdams76, 01/25

Appease "my-way-or-the-highway" conservatives. Build new roads.     will1776, 01/25

If repetition wasn't a good thing, why would people get married?     Jonah Hex, 01/25

President Bush: When you see a man or woman in uniform, tell them, "Thank You."     admiralsn, 01/25

If you can read this tagline, you may be sitting too close to the monitor.     Egon, 01/25

I chose to NOT have an abortion -- 9 times.     Alouette, 01/25

Every heart beats true for the red , white and blue!     Diva Betsy Ross, 01/25

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. ~M. Luther.     Gamecock, 01/25

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.     petuniasevan, 01/26

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. ~Old Democrat saying.     G.Mason, 01/26

LOST - Tag line, disappeared 01/21/04, black Times New Roman, 73 characters - Reward!     Flyer, 01/26

The Clintons are skidmarks on America's clean shorts.     WilliamofCarmichael, 01/26

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.     geedee, 01/26

Speak strangely and carry an odd stick.     milemark, 01/26

A free Iraq will help change a neighborhood that needs to change. ~GWB 1- 22-04.     OXENinFLA, 01/26

Cat: The other white meat.     Redcloak, 01/26

Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."     Timesink, 01/26

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. ~Will Rogers.     T'wit, 01/26

Be steadfast, immovable, . . . knowing that your labor is not in vain in the Lord.     The Mayor, 01/26

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?     Kudsman, 01/26

Careful! Your TAGS are the mirror of your SOUL!     PSYCHO-FREEP, 01/27

Any day you wake up is a good day.     Mad_Tom_Rackham, 01/27

Dodging the Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune.     Hegemony Cricket, 01/27

Saddam feels so bad for Howard Dean that he has offered him his hole.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 01/27

You can dip a pecan in gold, but it's still a pecan. ~Deep Thoughts by JC Watts.     GraniteStateConservative, 01/27

Hey Saddam, you're king of just two things.......and Jack just left town.     The Dude Abides, 01/27

Politics is show business for ugly people.     anonymous_user, 01/27

Listen to my radio show "Jeff Gannon's Washington" on www.RIGHTALK.com.     Jeff Gannon, 01/27

.50 cal border fence.     cripplecreek, 01/27

Next time you think about the Death Tax, think about Paris Hilton at the same time.     Archangelsk, 01/27

W is the Black Ice President - underestimated until the left completely loses traction.     frithguild, 01/27

Hillary's health care means culling the herd to keep down costs.     OpusatFR, 01/27

Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "I have John Kerry's medals! No, really, they’re in my purse!"     section9, 01/27

The U.S. Constitution defines a Conservative. ~Chris Davis     writer33, 01/28

Mr. Kerry, there's a 'Mr. Satan' here to see you? Something about picking up a soul?     hunter112, 01/28

All Our Base Are Belong To Dubya.     BigSkyFreeper, 01/28

Till the justice of the world is awakened, such as these will go on ... to every extremity. ~Burke.     Huber, 01/28

We should reconnoitre assiduosly. ~Vegetius.     Flavius, 01/28

This tagline was produced by outsourced labor in India.     Conspiracy Guy, 01/28

Subliminal messages, no hidden charges. Double entendres, half-off. Menage-a-trois, get one free.     NicknamedBob, 01/28

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.     RikaStrom, 01/28

Dean = Dr. Jeckyll exposing his Hyde.     cwboelter, 01/28

Wait a second, I 'm reloading.     VRW Conspirator, 01/28

Cut the KRAP (Karl Rove Amnesty Plan). Call your elected officials and say "NO!!"     WayneM, 01/28

WARNING! Every name on every tombstone in the country equals one democrat vote.     Arrowhead1952, 01/29

My life is a Country Song.     TankerKC, 01/29

Most of us go through life thinking we're Superman. Superman goes through life being Clark Kent!     Ulysses, 01/29

Stop the illegal UFO invasion! Write-in Fox Mulder for President '04.     m1-lightning, 01/29

Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!     sauropod, 01/29

Pimptastically ghetto fantabulous.     Sir Gawain, 01/29

Principles, not blind loyalty.     KantianBurke, 01/29

My God, it's full of stars!     ambrose, 01/29

Bush 2004 HE'S EARNED IT.     ChadGore, 01/29

Currently doctor shopping for my FR addiction.     optimistically_conservative, 01/30

My 1.4 cents - It used to be 2 cents, but after taxes - you get the idea.     raybbr, 01/30

This tagline is made from 100% virtual material. Do not remove under penalty of law.     Conspiracy Guy, 01/30

Proudly a member of LAZCONAPI (as per http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1068279/posts)     cjshapi, 01/30

We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.     Tooters, 01/30

It's the Congress, stupid.     George W. Bush, 01/30

A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. ~Teddy Roosevelt.     Gritty, 01/30

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~Groucho.     el_texicano, 01/30

Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in the deepest part of hell.     Porterville, 01/30

It’s a pity, after all those years, Arnold never did find out what Willis was talkin bout...     Central Scrutiniser, 01/30

Militant Islam is a political movement NOT a religious one...What does it take to wake up the media?     sleavelessinseattle, 01/31

Look! - It's an endangered species, a unique/uncopied tagline!     petuniasevan, 01/31

Pro gun Mother's Day 2004! www.2asisters.org.     basil, 01/31

Bush DID lie - He said islam is a religion of peace...     null and void, 01/31

Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. ~Reagan.     OrioleFan, 01/31

Clinton is the Pigpen of Washington, wherever he goes dirt follows.     tapatio, 01/31

It doesn't take 60 seats to control the Senate; it only takes 102 testicles.     Sloth, 01/31

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?     nuconvert, 02/01

I think, therefore I hate spam.     KangarooJacqui, 02/01

97.238 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.     martin_fierro, 02/01

Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.' ~Kahlil Gibran.     Pan_Yans Wife, 02/02

If terrorist hate George W. Bush, then he has my vote!     smith288, 02/02

There are two sides to every argument, but I'm too busy to listen to yours.     annyokie, 02/02

DATE? In the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned.     texasflower, 02/02

Spirit/Opportunity~0.002acres of sovereign US territory~All Your Mars Are Belong To US.     Professional Engineer, 02/02

Taxation with greedy representation is not a good thing.     mlmr, 02/02

What part of "Shall Not Be Infringed" don't the liberals understand?     cum_grano_salis, 02/03

Pro2A Mother's Day Rally 2004. Washington DC--BE THERE! www.2Asisters.org.     basil, 02/03

There may not be room here for all who want to come, but there's room on the flag for more stars!     NicknamedBob, 02/03

The Clintons are the democRATS crack cocaine. They know he's bad for them, they just can't stop.     kylaka, 02/03

My opinions aren't formed with your approval in mind.     TheBigB, 02/03

If Bush loses, it will be a Giuliani/Powell ticket in 2008.     Diddle E. Squat, 02/03

John Kerry: He lives off the money made by other men and left to their daughters or wives.     MarkeyD, 02/03

There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner.     steve50, 02/03

He who has the guns makes the rules.     RKV, 02/03

Visit the American Patriot Party and stay a while. http://www.patriotparty.us.     spacewarp, 02/03

Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney.     Beelzebubba, 02/03

Folks who deny the President's proposal is an amnesty are being intellectually dishonest.     k2blader, 02/03

Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.     Neets, 02/03

A bill of rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on earth. ~T. Jefferson.     Blue Scourge, 02/03

It's time for us to reclaim the hill of classical Liberalism from the reactionary left.     TrueKnightGalahad, 02/03

The Kingdom of Heaven has open borders. But it also has citizenship requirements.     newheart, 02/04

A populist is someone who has to pawn his "Dogs playing poker", not mortgage his Renoirs.     KarlInOhio, 02/04

I'll take 'That Mean Old Bad Man Bush' for $1000, Alex.     Johnny_Cipher, 02/04

Four hours is too long for a Democrat to sit in the Oval Office, let alone four years. Vote W '04.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 02/04

This tagline shut down for renovations and repairs. Re-open June of 2001.     Swordmaker, 02/05

The only difference btw Ted Kennedy and John Kerry is the later will jump into the water to save you.     The G Man, 02/05

Will Kerry ever call his wife an African American?     dts32041, 02/05

I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.     visualops, 02/05

Anything important enough to say is said *in English!*     TonyRo76, 02/05

We deserve what we put up with...     firehunter, 02/05

*Terrorism has been exaggerated*....Kerry....We must defeat him, our lives depend on it.     mystery-ak, 02/05

Deliver us from evil... vote Conservative.     KangarooJacqui, 02/05

When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.     b4its2late, 02/05

John Kerry is Vietnam's Benedict Arnold: Former War Hero turned Traitor.     RaceBannon, 02/05

WMD's in Iraq -- The absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.     prairiebreeze, 02/05

As soon as men begin to talk about anything that really matters, someone has to go and get the atlas.     Int, 02/06

I cannot vote for a liberal whatever his party label happens to be. ~Lazamataz, FR 2004.     Beck_isright, 02/06

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?     Sergio, 02/06

You never knows what's inside of a police state until you rips it up the gut and looks inside.     johnb838, 02/06

Everyone feels benevolent if nothing happens to be annoying him at the moment. ~C.S. Lewis.     grimalkin, 02/07

Idiot of Idiots, to trust what is written. ~Plautus - Romans must have had their own NY Times.     fritzz, 02/09

If termites could talk, they would call what they are doing to your house "Progress".     CougarGA7, 02/10

Shhh. Navel contemplation in progress.     martin_fierro, 02/10

Before going out drinking, always tape a handcuff key to the inside of your watch band.     Owl_Eagle, 02/10

Vietnam Vet Not Fonda Kerry.     leadpenny, 02/10

John Kerry - The Shar Pei Candidate.     Gracey, 02/10

Speaking of Kerry, do we really want a president who injects poison into his skull?     Mo1, 02/09

The human mind is blessed with reason, and to waste that blessed mind is treason.     thinktwice, 02/10

[jigsaw]

Actually, I don't have a 'ping list.' I ping only those whose taglines I've reprinted in each edition. I'll try to remember not to ping you if I include your tagline.

[jigsaw]

Is there a moderator in the house who might be able to correct the title?

It should be Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 32nd Edition (not the 33rd).

Many thanks.

(I bet Kerry's botox could straighten this out.)

[The Mayor]

[Flavius]

Anyway, I've read your posts, they're intelligent - why shouldn't your taglines be? Of course I, on the other hand, am just the Queen of the Desert One-Liners...
;-D

are you talking to me???

[snippy_about_it]

:-)

[netmilsmom]

Oh thank you, my FRiend for including me again!

I just want to thank CG for his wonderful inspiration. Happy Birthday!!!! (the best people are born in Jan. 1/24 for me!)

[PurVirgo]

wow! How cool is that?? I didn't expect mine to make it =)

[SwinneySwitch]

Thank yew very much.

[Professional Engineer]

Wow, more than one this time. Am I doing something right or wrong?

[jigsaw]

I didn't expect mine to make it.

When a Freeper can reach Martha Stewart's level (Here's a tip - Never weedeat the dog pen with your mouth open), it's a guaranteed winner!

We all thank you for your advice and include a coupon for a free bottle of Listerine. LOL!

[KangarooJacqui]

are you talking to me???

No, I'm TYPING to you. Better rates on the internet than calling across the Pacific... :-P

[herewego]

these are so cool!! thanks.

[PurVirgo]

LOL - Actually, I must give credit to my hubby.

I heard him say it over the phone to one of his customers, and the visual was just too much!!

[Flavius]

Well,

Thanks for typing then...

and i like fosters...

peace

[KangarooJacqui]

and i like fosters...

pah, that's just the stuff we've been foisting on the foreigners for years. Real Aussies drink Victoria Bitter. (To be seen on a fridge shelf near you relabelled as "Fosters Bitter" - the green can, not the blue one, there's my tip for the day...)

Cheers, and again, congrats.

[Don W]

I'm honoured, but now I have to think up or find yet another pithy, witty one-liner.

How's this one?

[CholeraJoe]

Hoping to make the next edition bump.

[jigsaw]

That's really good.

[Int]

Thanks.

It wouldn't all fit in the tagline space but my quote "As soon as men begin to talk about anything that really matters, someone has to go and get the atlas" is from a speech by Rudyard Kipling to the Royal Geographical Society: February 7, 1914

[kimmie7]

Thanks Jig...