1 posted on
02/09/2004 8:17:25 AM PST by
woofie
To: Howlin
Court Reporter Ping
2 posted on
02/09/2004 8:20:51 AM PST by
woofie
To: woofie
ROFL!! Some of these I've heard before, but they're still very funny.
Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
3 posted on
02/09/2004 8:22:39 AM PST by
nuconvert
("Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?")
To: Pan_Yans Wife
ROFL PONG
4 posted on
02/09/2004 8:24:14 AM PST by
nuconvert
("Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?")
To: woofie
At my hearing to determine court expenses for the upcoming full custody hearing, an outside lawyer was brought in to give testimony on the legal expense.
My ex's attorney was one of those back-of-the-TV-Guide lawyers. He was questioning how my attorney was charging $150/hour when he was only charging $50. He asked the neutral lawyer, under oath, if he thought that the opposing lawyer was worth $100/hr more than him.
There was a long pause. The court reporter was suppressing laughter. The judge removed her glasses and fidgetted with them.
Finally he answered, "Yes, I do."
To: freedom44
Lawyer Humor Pong
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
6 posted on
02/09/2004 8:27:22 AM PST by
nuconvert
("Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?")
To: woofie
"Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?"
ROTFLMAO!!
9 posted on
02/09/2004 8:36:30 AM PST by
international american
(Support our troops..............................................revoke Hillary's visa!!)
To: woofie
Omg, how hysterical!!!
Bump!
13 posted on
02/09/2004 11:19:33 AM PST by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: woofie
Most (if not all) of these come from this book co-edited by my old Dean (Uelmen, one of the hired guns at O.J.'s trial):
14 posted on
02/09/2004 11:22:29 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(Shhh. Navel contemplation in progress)
To: F14 Pilot
funny pong
15 posted on
02/09/2004 11:28:58 AM PST by
nuconvert
("Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?")
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