My ex's attorney was one of those back-of-the-TV-Guide lawyers. He was questioning how my attorney was charging $150/hour when he was only charging $50. He asked the neutral lawyer, under oath, if he thought that the opposing lawyer was worth $100/hr more than him.
There was a long pause. The court reporter was suppressing laughter. The judge removed her glasses and fidgetted with them.
Finally he answered, "Yes, I do."