[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I had to attend a wedding with John Bobbit and Ron Jeremy.

I am convinced that Bobbit has the IQ of a box of hair, and Jeremy is so disgusting that I had to go home and shower just to get his vileness off of me.

[Helms]

I had to attend a wedding with John Bobbit and Ron Jeremy

Whoa! That's quite a weird thing that happened to you and when was this? He actually carries a diary cataloging everyone he meets and gets phone numbers. He is a now rather pretty pathetic older man trying to get attention, still. Betcha he knows Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper and Charlie Sheen pretty well.