Make "Miserable Failure" point to Michael Moore!

Glenn Beck ^

[FredWolfe]

On December 9th, 2003 we asked you to make a difference, and the Glenn Beck audience responded. On that date we presented our listeners with one very important goal: make Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore come up first when people do a search for "Miserable Failure" on the Google search engine.

While he still doesn't take the top spot as of this writing, Michael Moore has quickly risen through the Google rankings and now shows up as #2 on the list.

So we ask you again to redouble your efforts and help make Michael Moore the biggest "Miserable Failure" of all.

Here's is how you can help:

You need to get a web site. If you already have a web site, skip this step. If not go to Geocities or anywhere else that offers a free website. Once you have signed up construct a simple website, fill it up with your shopping list, a log of what you had for lunch or whatever, it doesn't matter (or how about a nice Glenn Beck fan site, but please - no more like this one).

When you update your website, which should be a couple of times a week, be sure to include the following HTML at some point:

Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore

Add your site to Google's search engine.

That's all! Soon, whenever you type in miserable failure into Google, you'll see Michael "Miserable Failure" Moore's greasy fat face smiling right back at you.

[FredWolfe]

When you search for "Miserable Failure" on google.com, Michael Moore is the second listing (Hillary Clintons web page is the 3rd!) Help make Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton the first and second listing for Miserable Failure!!

[jbstrick]

Add it to your signature

[Brett66]

Currently, MM is number 1. It seems to change back and forth.

[Brett66]

If MM gets to the #1 ranking, then I think Carter's biography needs to be worked on next.

[JoJo Gunn]

Remember it has to be a working link!

Copy and paste this exactly. (It'll be invisible on a white page):

<p><font color="white">Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com"><font color="white">miserable failure</font></a>Moore</font>

[JoJo Gunn]

Has to be a working link. The tagline alone won't work.

Michael miserable failureMoore

[Brett66]

I was wondering if the tagline would work or not, thanks for clarifying that.

Michael miserable failureMoore

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Has to be a working link. The tagline alone won't work.

But if you use Mozilla with the right little extension installed, you can click on an unlinked URL (such as in a tagline) and it will open in a new tab. I love Mozilla.

[Rightly Biased]

You could put on your FReeper profile page

miserable failure

[JoJo Gunn]

Well, I learned something new. A lot have been singing the praises of Mozilla lately.

Would be nice if Google could somehow use that when tabulating, huh?

[JoJo Gunn]

"Looks" good from here....