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Just wanted to take a break from the "Is Bush a Conservative?" fighting for some light-hearted fun.
1 posted on 01/22/2004 12:26:32 PM PST by BJClinton
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To: BJClinton
LOL Good one.
2 posted on 01/22/2004 12:31:06 PM PST by ClintonBeGone
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,,, I've got a standard black poodle and a gold shih tzu. The shih tzu would say the poodle could do it, under her supervision.
4 posted on 01/22/2004 12:37:16 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: BJClinton
I'm not a big fan of cats. They have no sense of loyalty. If your dog was suddenly 10 times his normal size, he'd still love you, still want to sleep at the foot of your bed and would most likely be willing to die trying to protect you from an intruder. But if your cat was suddenly 10 times his normal size, you'd be dinner or the worlds biggest and bloodiest scratching post as soon as it got bored.
5 posted on 01/22/2004 12:38:08 PM PST by Orangedog (An optimist is someone who tells you to 'cheer up' when things are going his way)
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To: BJClinton
Thanks!

;-)

Tia

7 posted on 01/22/2004 12:42:17 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: BJClinton
Very funny:

Maltese

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

I've got a Maltese mix, and you can't go near the kitchen without the 4-legged cottonball following on your heels. (And that's only time the dog will heel.) That dog could have just finished last night's leftovers, and still focus his liquid black eyes pitifully on your face if you try to eat one bite of food for yourself. I love him, but "Maltese" is Basque for "pig", or sumpthin like that.

8 posted on 01/22/2004 12:43:47 PM PST by xJones
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To: xsmommy
Ping.
10 posted on 01/22/2004 12:45:19 PM PST by Argh
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To: BJClinton
What? Bush isn't a conservative? Why didn't anyone PING me! ;)


12 posted on 01/22/2004 12:46:36 PM PST by rintense
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To: BJClinton
Dog Lover bump
13 posted on 01/22/2004 12:47:27 PM PST by apackof2 (I won't be satisfied until I am to smart for my own good)
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To: BJClinton
Hee hee! (^..^)/
18 posted on 01/22/2004 12:54:49 PM PST by mewzilla
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Lab Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

That pretty much captures the older of my Labs. The younger one would be more inclined to say "How bout if I lay here on my dog bed while my brother, the ever eager retriever, shows me how to do it, at which point the bulb will be changed, so there will be no need for me needlessly to bestir myself."

26 posted on 01/22/2004 2:10:22 PM PST by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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Australian Cattle Dog:
I won't change it until I get all the bulbs herded into one section of the pen
27 posted on 01/22/2004 3:21:56 PM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: xsmommy; secret garden
*ping
28 posted on 01/22/2004 3:30:55 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Currahee! 3 miles up, 3 miles down. Hi Yo, Silver!)
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To: BJClinton
Weimeraner:

CRASH! Pop! Yipe! Woof! Woof! WoofWoofWoof!

32 posted on 01/22/2004 4:57:18 PM PST by archy (Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
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To: BJClinton
That sums up my Lab exactly.

As for the cat though, she would more than likely be thinking...Who cares about the light bulb, I can see just fine in the dark thank you very much.

33 posted on 01/23/2004 5:49:38 AM PST by EuroFrog (All your newbies are belong to us.)
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To: BJClinton
Thanks for the laugh.
35 posted on 01/23/2004 6:03:22 AM PST by kassie (Don't Mess With The U.S.)
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Alaskan sled dog: Theres a bulb to change? YES YES YESYESYESYESYES ECT.
37 posted on 01/23/2004 9:52:30 AM PST by Joshh86 (Ayn rand had it right)
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To: BJClinton
If you make the Lab change the light bulb too many times, he'll keep it in his mouth and won't give it back.
38 posted on 01/23/2004 10:48:52 AM PST by JoeSchem
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To: Hap
Ping!
39 posted on 01/26/2004 9:17:16 AM PST by Bacon Man (Bacon is never wrong but occasionally fried.)
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