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How to turn a woman off & on
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| 1/13/04
| Lenore Skenazy
Posted on 01/16/2004 3:33:53 PM PST by Tumbleweed_Connection
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
There's a switch for that?
Moving to "chat" oblivion in 3... 2... 1...
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To: Tumbleweed_Connection
The smell of a fresh stack of newly minted $100 bills really attracts them.
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:37:30 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Perhaps, he posits, the smell of cherries reminds women of the medicine they took as children. Must... not... post.. must... not... get... banned...
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:38:08 PM PST
by
IncPen
( Liberalism: Working for you until all of your money is spent.)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
And cologne. What if it smells like garlic (or money)?
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:39:04 PM PST
by
Gumption
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
You realize where this whole thread is going, don't you????
Hint: the only PG rated thread on Freepers....
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:40:43 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Coffee, the elixir of life..or something resembling life.)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"while the number of men rubbing themselves with cherries and/or spare ribs is not large (although if you ride the subways, you know they're out there),"
LOL!!!
Very funny piece.
I'd rather smell cologne than garlic breath.
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:41:25 PM PST
by
nuconvert
( "It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.")
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
How to turn a woman off and on
I've got the turning women off part down pat, but thanks for the advice anyway.
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:41:40 PM PST
by
Argh
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
the fastest way to turn a woman off is to marry her... it takes a few weeks... but it'll happen.
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:42:09 PM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I prefer the smell of a sweaty man on a hot summer night...LOL
To: mhking
ping
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:44:10 PM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"My advice for men is to get rid of the cologne and buy a box of Good & Plenty." Mmmm...this woman has been known to sniff out men wearing Aramis.
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posted on
01/16/2004 3:58:35 PM PST
by
Krodg
To: SouthernFreebird
Sweating is something that I do well since I am a contractor. :)
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posted on
01/16/2004 4:04:58 PM PST
by
Howie66
(Lead, follow or git the hell out of the way!)
To: Krodg
And this woman has been known to sniff out men wearing Drakar:) Aramis isn't bad either!
To: Krodg
I've often thought if I wore the same underwear for a week or too I'd not have problems with my wife trying to have sex with me... it used to work... but she caught on and began putting tabasco sause in my shorts. No matter what I try she still wants sex. after 33 years you'd think just the very thought of two old people doing it would turn her off... weird how woman think
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posted on
01/16/2004 4:17:44 PM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Marty's cologne of choice.
I realize eveyone's been dying to know.
To: FreedomCalls
The smell of a fresh stack of newly minted $100 bills really attracts them.
ahem...not just the smell....
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posted on
01/16/2004 5:09:08 PM PST
by
mlmr
(Watch out or the chickens willl get you.....)
To: martin_fierro
Probably the only masculine and sexy men's scent on the market. I chose it for someone once and have always liked it. Lesbians wear it a lot too.
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posted on
01/16/2004 5:11:53 PM PST
by
mlmr
(Watch out or the chickens willl get you.....)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
It's that BIG BULDGE in the wallet pocket that really attracts.
I'm bad, Freeperettes. Please spank me! :)
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posted on
01/16/2004 5:12:55 PM PST
by
LibKill
("Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.")
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