To: Tumbleweed_Connection
There's a switch for that?
Moving to "chat" oblivion in 3... 2... 1...
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
The smell of a fresh stack of newly minted $100 bills really attracts them.
4 posted on
01/16/2004 3:37:30 PM PST by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Perhaps, he posits, the smell of cherries reminds women of the medicine they took as children. Must... not... post.. must... not... get... banned...
5 posted on
01/16/2004 3:38:08 PM PST by
IncPen
( Liberalism: Working for you until all of your money is spent.)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
And cologne. What if it smells like garlic (or money)?
6 posted on
01/16/2004 3:39:04 PM PST by
Gumption
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
You realize where this whole thread is going, don't you????
Hint: the only PG rated thread on Freepers....
7 posted on
01/16/2004 3:40:43 PM PST by
cavtrooper21
(Coffee, the elixir of life..or something resembling life.)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"while the number of men rubbing themselves with cherries and/or spare ribs is not large (although if you ride the subways, you know they're out there),"
LOL!!!
Very funny piece.
I'd rather smell cologne than garlic breath.
8 posted on
01/16/2004 3:41:25 PM PST by
nuconvert
( "It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.")
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
How to turn a woman off and on
I've got the turning women off part down pat, but thanks for the advice anyway.
9 posted on
01/16/2004 3:41:40 PM PST by
Argh
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
the fastest way to turn a woman off is to marry her... it takes a few weeks... but it'll happen.
10 posted on
01/16/2004 3:42:09 PM PST by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I prefer the smell of a sweaty man on a hot summer night...LOL
To: mhking
ping
12 posted on
01/16/2004 3:44:10 PM PST by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
"My advice for men is to get rid of the cologne and buy a box of Good & Plenty." Mmmm...this woman has been known to sniff out men wearing Aramis.
13 posted on
01/16/2004 3:58:35 PM PST by
Krodg
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
Marty's cologne of choice.
I realize eveyone's been dying to know.
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
It's that BIG BULDGE in the wallet pocket that really attracts.
I'm bad, Freeperettes. Please spank me! :)
20 posted on
01/16/2004 5:12:55 PM PST by
LibKill
("Two crossed, dead, Frenchmen emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen.")
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
I've always thought the smell of campfire smoke in a flannel shirt was a big turn-on. Triggers memories of stars, fire, crickets, sleeping bags zipped together.....
27 posted on
01/16/2004 11:37:55 PM PST by
ironmaidenPR2717
(Conversation enriches the understanding but solitude is the school of genius.(from a fortune cookie)
To: Tumbleweed_Connection
A POOR, but “sensitive” and “caring” man, is FAR more attractive to a women, than
merely a wealthy man; who can only offer expensive jewelry, a fine house, security, and
great sex .... JUST KIDDING!
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