Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 30th Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (30th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Blessed with God fearing parents.     southerngrace, 12/19

Sure, It's a Religion of Peace®-- and they'll kill you to prove it...     backhoe, 12/19

If you don't let Liberals win every game, they walk off with the football. ~Ann Coulter.     Gritty, 12/21

Liberal should be a 4-letter word. ~Heinlein     petuniasevan, 12/24

And the Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.     Carry_Okie, 12/24

Searching for truth in advertising....Nope, none here.     trussell, 12/24

No PC censorship of classics - Sunflower the "Lost" Disney centaurette-see my profile page.     netmilsmom, 12/24

USSC choice, Grade A, government inspected and approved, semi-free opinion...     Libloather, 12/24

Have no friends not equal to yourself.     optimistically_conservative, 12/24

Hillary wants to put a Non-American face on the war.....Hers.     Joy Angela, 12/24

The Revolution should be televised! Imagine the ratings!     GeronL, 12/24

I do Poetry. Feathers courtesy of SAMWolf!     bentfeather, 12/24

Currently in a testing phase.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 12/24

Jesus Christ is Lord..... Deal with it.     Skooz, 12/24

Temporary tagline. Applied to State of New Jersey for permanent tagline.     BykrBayb, 12/24

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Kickin' Kwanzaa!     Old Sarge, 12/24

If liberals must lie to advance their agenda, why is liberalism good for me?     AlGone2001, 12/24

Remember how you felt on September 11?     Bosco, 12/24

Hey Bushbots, those rose colored glasses ain't the reason Jorge's looking Pink! ;-)     putupon, 12/25

That helpless baby in the manger 2000 years ago is still Lord Of All!     Gritty, 12/25

That's all well and good...but how does this affect ME?     Bloody Sam Roberts, 12/25

A good tagline requires lots of imagination. Darn it.     Amelia, 12/25

Don we now our gay apparel? fa-ra-ra-ra-ra---ra-ra-ra-ra.     LearnsFromMistakes, 12/25

GW is driving the Rat Lunatics into a deeper [QUAGMIRE OF] insanity every day. ~Grampa Dave.     JohnHuang2, 12/25

If it costs an arm and leg, well... that means I can afford two!     LindaSOG, 12/25

Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed.     squidly, 12/25

DO NOT TRUST ANY IRAQI WHO IS 40 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT !!     BagCamAddict, 12/25

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade? ~Benjamin Franklin.     HighWheeler, 12/25

We are Storming the Battlements, Razing the Arguments, Writing the Installments.     CyberCowboy777, 12/25

This Quiet Diplomacy was brought to you by BIG STICK foreign policy.     CyberCowboy777, 12/25

Happy Birthday, Jesus!     seamole, 12/25

Society has no place in my gun cabinet.     Smokin' Joe, 12/25

I am in a promising local band.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 12/25

Long Live The Free Republic!     MayDay72, 12/25

Season greeting from Singapore-la.     Imal, 12/25

Reasoning with a man is futlile when his opinions were not reached by reason in the first place.     JusPasenThru, 12/25

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it well enough on my own.     Darksheare, 12/25

But I could be wrong - Naaaaaah!     null and void, 12/25

This Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "toy not included."     SAMWolf, 12/25

If you offer someone a body part to slit, make certain it doesn't have a major artery.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/25

Howard Dean's campaign is not any safer since we found Saddam...     NewLand, 12/25

No blanket amnesty, no bedspread amnesty, no comforter amnesty, and no CRAZY QUILT amnesty!     arasina, 12/25

May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.     mansion, 12/25

Beer - It's what's for dinner.     Newbomb Turk, 12/25

Particularly quite true conspiracies are rarely proven until it's too late to do anything about them.     Quix, 12/25

George W. Bush — the 1st truly great world leader of the 21st Century.     Wolfstar, 12/25

3!- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.     WKB, 12/25

Happy Ramahannakwaanzmas!     Guillermo, 12/25

Save the Endangered Tagline! Call 1-800-Tagline! Save the Endangered Tagline!     Maigrey, 12/25

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.     Vermonter, 12/25

Following the course of least resistance makes for crooked rivers and crooked men.     JustPiper, 12/25

CNN is the Amtrack of news.     LS, 12/25

Your right to "Jihad" ends when I have to take off my shoes.     Rome2000, 12/25

Want to improve your memory? Loan someone your money.     Tall_Texan, 12/25

Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We couldn't keep it.     dread78645, 12/25

Voting for the "lesser of two evils" is still voting for evil...     mansion, 12/25

When they asked me what I thought of freedom in America, I said I thought it would be a good idea.     Protagoras, 12/26

Insulted by "nick-mas"...Merry Christmas!     tuckrdout, 12/26

Black holes are where God divided by zero.     wimpycat, 12/26

BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.     Lazamataz, 12/26

O Judgment, thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason.     Hodapp, 12/26

Time flies like an arrow but, fruit flies like bananas.     Baynative, 12/26

Go ahead Al Queda. Make my day - punk.     PokeyJoe, 12/26

Bad spellers of the world untie!!     Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 12/26

We are thankful that Liberty has found such brave defenders. ~W.     timpad, 12/26

Will work for W.     Trust but Verify, 12/26

fairtax.org -- Posted for the benefit of the International Lurkers of the World.     ovrtaxt, 12/26

Is whitefish supposed to make a noise? ~Felix Muttly.     PoorMuttly, 12/26

I'll still respect you... I'll respect you even more... Just use more whipped cream...     Egon, 12/26

War is, at first, like a young girl with whom every man desires to flirt.     snopercod, 12/26

I don't have enough guns and ammo to start a war - but I do have enough to finish one.     Noumenon, 12/26

How do you like my new Tag Line that Santa brought me yesterday?     Radix, 12/26

I moonlight as The Magic 8-Ball.     Lead Moderator, 12/26

Homeland Security + Tom Ridge = Open Borders --> Demand Change!     Pro-Bush, 12/26

I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!     Lazamataz, 12/26

Do attorneys have to loosen their shirt collars when they take Viagra?     Johnny_Cipher, 12/26

Let's go back to when liberalism meant gaining more freedom from central authority.     alrea, 12/26

Notice: Tagline temporarily out of service.     pa_dweller, 12/26

NOT Conservative until the day I die... Conservative until the day I'm wrong!     panther33, 12/26

It's Kool Aid time for the DimDamnDems.     polemikos, 12/27

Official Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person.     Fawnn, 12/27

DEAN = Democrats Experiencing Another Nightmare.     petercooper, 12/27

Support Mental Health !........or........ I'LL KILL YOU !!!!     Squantos, 12/27

Want to see the US morph into France? Vote Dem. [For slo-mo viewing, vote Rep.]     ovrtaxt, 12/27

By all that we hold dear on this Earth I bid you stand, men of the West!     Lil'freeper, 12/27

Tell 'em we'll have punch and pie.     OXENinFLA, 12/27

This is your country. This is your country under socialism. Any questions? Just say no to Socialism!     sourcery, 12/27

Support our tagline-and-release program.     Charles Henrickson, 12/27

May God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.     First_Salute, 12/27

I'm all for freedom of speech, but I'm not going to take a chance and have my life ruined over it.     JackRyanCIA, 12/27

Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet."     Kozak, 12/27

Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!     lainde, 12/27

Kempis' Imitation of Christ on-line! http://www.leaderu.com/cyber/books/imitation/imitation.html     Desdemona, 12/27

Bored? Short of cash? Go to a Dean "Meetin". It is free, freaky and you'll laugh your butt off.     Leisler, 12/27

Has this egg nog been approved by the Nogmaster General?     InvisibleChurch, 12/27

http://www.artofdivorce.com     Young Rhino, 12/27

Harley-Vous Francaise?---------------------Would you ride a French motorcycle if you had one?     gonzo, 12/27

The underwear-less tag.     hoosier_RW_conspirator, 12/27

My cat doesn't see the humor in static electricity.... I ,on the other hand, find it funny!!     HP8753, 12/28

Sure liberals protect the people, only 4000 must die first. 911 failed to meet the minimum.     metalboy, 12/28

Don't make me slap you with my pimp hand.     Sir Gawain, 12/28

Sending the Ba'thist to the showers! ;-)     StriperSniper, 12/28

Oddly enough, giving the nursing staff snacks seems to provide more attentive care.     Starter, 12/28

The Vermin had vermin.     Lando Lincoln, 12/28

Posting from Sustainer Army Airfield Balad, Iraq. All Gave Some...Some Gave All.     armyboy, 12/28

LIE= "We have to exert all of our efforts militarily." ~Hillary Nov. 2003.     Kudsman, 12/28

If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!     hummingbird, 12/28

Why would anyone in their right mind vote democrat??????     Theresawithanh, 12/28

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.     Bloody Sam Roberts, 12/28

RPH, and Oil Field Trash [an educated roughneck]     cpdiii, 12/28

Bremer a liberal termite chewing the timbers? Fire him now!     IndyGOPer, 12/28

Today's Liberal...proof that a bad acid trip can be very lengthy.     evad, 12/28

Citizens are not sheep to be shorn, or fields of corn to be harvested. ~Gary Aldrich.     Cheapskate, 12/28

And Ehud said, "I've got a message from God for you!"     185JHP, 12/28

The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!     Simcha7, 12/28

There's something about Pres. Bush that blows the Democrat mind. ~H. Kissinger, Fmr. Sec. of State.     homemom, 12/28

Pinging FReepers Since May 16, 1999.     b4its2late, 12/29

Remember our troops in your prayers for the rest of this year and everyday of the New Year!     JustAmy, 12/29

The Gift Is To See The Trout.     Luis Gonzalez, 12/29

Illegal Immigration/Amnesty- The administration’s War on Middle Class Republicans.     At _War_With_Liberals, 12/29

In the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned.     texasflower, 12/29

Little Tommy Daschle and tantrum throwing little Gen. Clark are like farts in a skittle.....     yoe, 12/29

Hey ArbustoBustezas, those rose colored glasses ain't what's making Jorge look Pinko! ;-)     putupon, 12/29

WHEN THE 2ND IS REPEALED, THE 2ND REVOLUTION STARTS.     JOHANNES801, 12/29

Live today, there is no time to lose, because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues.     knighthawk, 12/29

Remember the Alamo! Alamo! One more time. Alamo!!!     meenie, 12/29

I am just a FReeper, with a winning team.     Radix, 12/29

It's US or THEM so what part don't you understand ?     america-rules, 12/29

Speaking strictly as an infidel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,     umgud, 12/29

Dean is merely the overt manifestation of the covert socialist core festering within every Dem. Cand.     F.J. Mitchell, 12/29

Be patient. I'm manufacturing a new tagline.     will1776, 12/29

Best President: Reagan * Worst President: Klinton * Worst GOP President: Dubya.     Action-America, 12/29

People who dance must appear insane to those who can't hear the music.     Baynative, 12/29

Imagine there's no Hillary. It's easy if you try.     Hillary's Folly, 12/29

Plausible deniability was so much simpler before every one started carrying those pesky vid-cams.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/29

I do Poetry. Feathers courtesy of the birds.     bentfeather, 12/29

Until they are free, we shall all be Iranians!     DoctorZIn, 12/29

Zell Miller is the only DC Democrat not commiting treason.     faithincowboys, 12/29

We are free because we are armed.     Defend the Second, 12/30

Have you committed a random act of thoughtcrime today?     Spiff, 12/30

We've done nothing and were all out of ideas!!     kb2614, 12/30

Register now for FReeps Ahoy 3. Fun and fellowship with freepers from across the U.S.A.!     MinuteGal, 12/30

www.bullittclub.com     Trajan88, 12/30

Proud parent of an IDF recruit!     Alouette, 12/30

The 9th Amendment says what?     agitator, 12/30

This can't be Wisconsin! There aren't any signs for Tommy Bartlett's water show.     TomServo, 12/30

I talk to myself because it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.     Chewbacca, 12/30

But I DO kinda like gladiator movies...     Hegewisch Dupa, 12/30

If I stay on topic for more than 2 posts something is wrong. Alert the authorities.     Rebelbase, 12/30

Thank you to all who made 12/28 party so wonderful in NYC.     alisasny, 12/30

International law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. ~Ann Coulter.     TheBigB, 12/30

GI since 1980 [Trained killer in the service of the Constitution.]     Delta 21, 12/30

It's okay, I wasn't using those constitutional rights anyway.     Tim Osman, 12/30

Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^     sonofatpatcher2, 12/30

Woo, they have the internet on computers now.     feedback doctor, 12/30

Excellence in Shameless Self-Promotion.     sauropod, 12/30

Bill Clinton only posts on the sex threads though...:>     Syncro, 12/30

Mandatory drug testing for seniors - and other welfare recipients.     seamole, 12/30

Character is not something you can buy, it is earned by setting examples and sticking to them.     tapatio, 12/30

Don't read this. It doesn't say anything. All the good taglines are already taken.     Nita Nupress, 12/31

I'm the swizzle stick in the cocktail of life.     The SISU kid, 12/31

Using robots to explore space is like using web cams to take a vacation.     Flyer, 12/31

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.     eXe, 12/31

Of course I have an attitude, I spent my life beating things for a living. ~Drumbo Thunder.     Drumbo, 12/31

Deserving ain't got nothing to do with it. ~William Money.     Beck_isright, 12/31

John 3:16, It really is that simple.     ThinkingMan, 12/31

Jesus, Be my Magnificent Obsession.     chicagolady, 12/31

Proud retro-sexual :)     jellybean, 12/31

In the end, nothing explains anything!     Revolting cat!, 12/31

The last rebel without a cause in a world full of causes without a rebel.     sharktrager, 12/31

Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt. ~Reinhold Niebuhr.     general_re, 12/31

Valid receipt required in order to return this Tagline.     SquirrelKing, 12/31

The Dude Abideth.     labowski, 12/31

The way to dishonor a fallen soldier is to quit too early. ~President George W. Bush.     Kaslin, 12/31

The only problem with partisanship is that it leads to bipartisanship.     inquest, 12/31

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes.     thesummerwind, 12/31

The economy is as bad as you make it or as good as you make it. It is your choice.     GreatEconomy, 12/31

For my fellow Americans; my life... for our enemies; The Sword!!!     CGVet58, 12/31

No, I don't watch rasslin'?     SeeRushToldU_So, 12/31

The attitude of faith will cause you to live one day at a time, enjoying each one. 2 Cor.5:7     GrandMoM, 12/31

Warning to tourists, do not laugh at the natives.     EastIdaho, 12/31

Go to politicalhumor.com. See where it takes you. ;-)     will1776, 12/31

Attention: Alec Baldwin's guestbook is operational again. www.alecbaldwin.com.     Snowy, 12/31

I want my Constitution back !!!!!!!!!!     clamper1797, 12/31

Lord willing, there will be a later...     Geritol, 12/31

It's tough being a Miami Dolphins fan.     Guillermo, 12/31

Retired Air Force Officer, still fighting for even stupid soldiers' rights.     zipper, 12/31

28Dec - I felt my unborn child move this morning!!     Professional Engineer, 12/31

Skyhook survivor.     Vinnie_Vidi_Vici, 12/31

I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.     SAMWolf, 12/31

Tagline moved to chat - Tagline Moderator.     realpatriot, 12/31

Those who love and serve God on earth will feel at home in heaven.     The Mayor, 12/31

America is the greatest force for good on the planet ..!!     CyberAnt, 12/31

May God bless us FReepers with abundance and joy, and in 2004!     Libertina, 12/31

[TomServo]

Tagline change...

[clamper1797]

I'm humbled caused I'm on it for my first time CQ ... CQ ... CQ DX :<)

[jellybean]

No, but you can deduct whatever amount you'd like from your Federal Income Tax.

Good idea!! It was a tagline contribution to a non-prophet organization...;^)

[Jim Robinson]

Thank you. Happy New Year!!

[jigsaw]

non-prophet organization

LOL! Indeed!

[trussell]

Thank you. Happy New Year Jigsaw.

[Delta 21]

Hot Damn ! ! That puts me in pretty good company.

[jellybean]

...brought a tear to my eye.

Thanks...I like the image of a solier guarding our homes and our families. Doing it proudly, without complaint, but with great personal sacrifice. I think it's a very powerful poem.

[jigsaw]

Hot Damn ! ! That puts me in pretty good company.

If you're US Coast Guard retired then you've been in "pretty good company" for years!

[jellybean]

Think the IRS will buy it?

[squidly]

Perhaps it would be more honest of me if it said in my tagline that it is a Churchill quote. I cannot claim credit:)

[jigsaw]

Think the IRS will buy it?

Oh, I'm sure they will if you sign your return Proud Retro-sexual.

LOL!

[jigsaw]

I cannot claim credit.

Well, if you were a liberal you could and you could simply base it on the separation of Churchill and State.

[jellybean]

Oh, I'm sure they will if you sign your return Proud Retro-sexual.

I was gonna put that as my occupation and sign it as jellybean

[jigsaw]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[CyberCowboy777]

Cool!

Happy New Year Everyone!

[Delta 21]

Eye, Just a bunch of scurvey dawgs , we are !

[clamper1797]

Happy and prosperous New Year All

[panther33]

Thanks for the ping!

God bless,
Josh

[T'wit]

Fun :-)