"Church" says porno stunts your growth

Anti-Porn commercial ^

[raccoonradio]

An anti-pornography "church" is running a TV commercial saying that pornography stunts your growth and they're using a dwarf as "proof". Apparently they're using PETA-like methods of communication--shocking people to get their point across.

How about if I went around saying "Christianity stunts your mind"? It doesn't, but you wouldn't know it from the antics of these guys. There are many great people in this world who happen to be short-statured but this "church" feels they need to exploit them to get their message across. Would Jesus approve?

http://xxxchurch.com/patrol/commercial.asp

[raccoonradio]

These guys use PETA-like shock methods to make their point.

[John Beresford Tipton]

"pornography stunts your growth"


The growth of my *WHAT*?

[freedom man4534]

http://www.liberationjournal.com/index/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=120


Sexual Life Savers

Having sexation, looking at sexy people and having a healthy attitude toward sexual pleasure improves health and saves lives.

Looking at Breasts is Good for Men's Health
Medical experts have discovered that looking at women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life. According to the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. Half of them were told to look at busty women several minutes each day, the other half were told to avoid looking at women's breasts. After five years, the girl-watchers had "lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, and fewer instances of coronary artery disease."
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years", she said.
Life Unlimited(1) commented; "This new scientific research opens a world of possibilities – Playboy and Penthouse could soon find their way on doctor's prescriptions; as treatment for ensuring healthy blood flow and pumping hearts in the male population. Perhaps forward thinking employees could ensure that breasts are displayed in men's toilets so that stress could be reduced in the office environment. Never mind the apples, the new catch phrase will surely be "ten minutes of breasts a day keeps the stroke at bay".

Sexation Saves Lives
Reuters(2) reported that: "Men can halve the risk of a major heart attack or stroke by having sex three or four times a week, a specialist in cardiovascular disease said yesterday."
The University of Bristol conducted research on 2,400 men in the Welsh town of Caerphilly. "[M]en with no history of major diseases were asked a wide range of questions, including whether they had sex once, twice or three or more times a week."..."What was found when the men were followed up over the next 10 years was that those who'd had three or more orgasms a week were half as likely to have had a heart attack or a stroke," Professor Shah Ebrahim said.

Woman strips to save her husband
"A desparate woman stripped off on a remote road to attract attention from passing motorists after trying for three hours to flag someone down to help her injured husband. Ana-Maria Botea, 25, tried to get help after husband Valeriu was kicked unconscious by his horse near the town of Galati, Romania. Not one car driver heeded her frantic waving. Yet as soon as she stripped, two men in the first car to come along stopped to get a better look. They agreed to take the injured man to hospital, where he is now recovering. From his sickbed Valeriu said: "I've got the cleverest - and the best-looking - wife in the world."
-- Dailey Express: June 26, 2000

Flirting at work good for life at home
-- Richard Owen; The Times (London): Sep. 26, 2001
"Flirting in the workplace is not only a good way to relieve anxiety and stress, but can strengthen relationships with partners at home, according to a survey in Italy. Seven out of ten Italians find that giving their working environment “an erotic charge” helps them to get through the day, the Italian Gestalt Institute reported yesterday. It also makes them more relaxed and confident when they return home in the evening...The report said this showed that “the creation of a playful atmosphere” through “banter and compliments” helped to boost self-esteem among colleagues, reduce friction and establish a “collegiate” work environment", [as long as] the “erotic play” was kept within limits and the tone was kept light."

On The Tonight Show, Nov. 6, 2001, Jay Leno mentioned that in the Netherlands, a man had been given a prescription to have sexual relations with legal prostitutes by his doctor who said it would relive stress and lower the man's blood pressure.

compiled by Gregory Flanagan

1 - BREASTS ARE GOOD FOR YOU! - Plum Wilder; Life Unlimited
2 - The secret to a long life revealed: have lots of sex - Reuters: Nov. 29, 2000

[nuconvert]

"the other half were told to avoid looking at women's breasts"

LoL!!! That lasted 'til the first well-endowed female walked by !!!

What a stupid research project.!

"Mr. Smith, you haven't been looking at any well endowed females since you last reported to us, have you?"

(Mr.Smith - fingers crossed behind his back)) Oh, no Dr. Not me. LOL LOL LOL!!

[nuconvert]

"two men in the first car to come along stopped to get a better look"

Hey, they were part of the "don't look" group, weren't they?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Looking at Breasts is Good for Men's Health

Medical experts have discovered that looking at women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life. According to the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby. Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. Half of them were told to look at busty women several minutes each day, the other half were told to avoid looking at women's breasts. After five years, the girl-watchers had "lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, and fewer instances of coronary artery disease." "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years", she said.

Happy New Year guys!

[TexasCowboy]

Boy! This is good news!
I've been waiting for the results of that study with bated breath!

Next thing you know they'll debunk that myth about growing hair on the palms, too!

[John Beresford Tipton]

"Next thing you know they'll debunk that myth about growing hair on the palms, too!"

Yeah, but what makes you think that YOU will be able to read it?

[SeeRushToldU_So]

I will live for ever!

[gcruse]

Would Jesus approve?

How tall was he?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You'll go blind! lol

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

LOL.....

[raccoonradio]

Porno stunts your growth...if that's true, how come Bill Clinton is over 6 feet tall? :)

[Argh]

So you, by withholding photos of your boobs, are trying to kill me, right? Thanks for nothing, Whyisa! Do you realize, if I were the President, I'd have to send the Secret Service after you?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Gee I'm glad I kept a lot of porn around. It stunted me to 6' 2" 190 lb. I would have been a giant. Thank you porno for helping me lead a normal life.

CG

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

NOw you get it...... I'm trying to kill you. lol

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Thank you porn...

ROFLMAO....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks, I am relentless, I am Conspiracy Guy. DU'ers hate me. Freepers love or hate me. No middle ground.

Morning and Happy New Year!

CG

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Strong feelings are good..... I think I get along with just about all Freepers...but, the few who don't like me, REALLY REALLY don't like me.... ;^)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Anyone who doesn't like you is a putz.