Medical experts have discovered that looking at women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life. According to the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby. Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany compared the health of 200 male outpatients. Half of them were told to look at busty women several minutes each day, the other half were told to avoid looking at women's breasts. After five years, the girl-watchers had "lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, and fewer instances of coronary artery disease." "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years", she said.
Happy New Year guys!
Next thing you know they'll debunk that myth about growing hair on the palms, too!