WANTED: Good Come-backs and Put-downs

Me | 12/28/03 | ILBBACH

[bk1000]

I know you are, but what am I?

[LisaMalia]

Trading insults with you is like dueling with an un-armed man.

[BigWaveBetty]

If your cousin is a fan of the Elizabethan era he'll love these from the Random Elizabethan Curse Generator:

http://www.tower.org/insult/insult.html

[EveningStar]

And don't forget "The Ultimate Flame"

[Colt .45]

One that is usually effective is: "You just came out of the trees and learned to walk upright!"
Or "Your family's totem is a three toed sloth."

[international american]

" You are a veritable cesspool of converstion"

[international american]

""You evidently suffer from delusions of adequacy."

ROTF......

[international american]

"Nature played a cruel trick on you -- you lived."

ROTF

[international american]

This is like reading a russian novel:)

[Chewbacca]

"You filthy piece of distended rectum!"

[Slip18]

Thanks, Illbach for the lively thread. I'm saving it. Sure hope your cousin will be belly laughing soon.

[ILBBACH]

Thank goodness I don't talk to liberals that often - I'd never be able to remember all of these gems!

[StarFan]

BTTT!

[RaceBannon]

What happened to your voice?
Cat got my tongue.

[apackof2]

ROFLOL Bump

[Michael121]

Satan is saving a seat for you, he always wanted a brother.

Even the gun would refuse.
The rope would break.
The poison wouldn't.
And no one else would bother.

Some learn from failures, but you fail to learn at all.

[StrictTime]

Here's mine:


"Thou spleeny hasty-witted rampallion!"

[fatima]

[Taxman]

"What did you waste the money your mother gave you for (insert whatever it is that he/she has just screwed up here, 'singing lessons' for example, or 'driving lessons;' whatever).

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Thanks. I knew you'd come through. : )