[RoarkMan]

I DO like the font, however.

[irishtenor]

The only "Swarm" allowed here is the Calvinist Swarm. No ACLU lawyers allowed. Sorry. Merry Christmas :>)

[explodingspleen]

Heathen! The penalty for your dissention is death!

But I think your sentence can maybe be commuted to a merry Christmas, in light of the fact that you seemingly have a sense of humor. ;)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[explodingspleen]

It still amazes me, though, that some people actually think like that. :-/

[katz]

Hey, go to the ACLU. And, have a Merry Christmas.

[mhking]

I intend to enlist a swarm of ACLU lawyers in order to bend the forum to accommodate me because, as I said, I am, deeply offended.

No problem. Merry Christmas.

[freedumb2003]

Hi!
and
Merry Christmas!

[redrock]

"I am an atheist and I do not celebrate the birth of Jesus."

That's fine. You don't have to believe in God....or in Jesus who's Birth we will Celebrate shortly.

It's enough to know that They Believe in You.

Merry Christmas!!!!

redrock

[GeronL]

You are bent. This place is mostly political and religion comes up less than, probably 10% of the time. You oughtta feel at home.

[stands2reason]

Hello Roarkman. I'm not a Christian either.

But I hate liberals.

So Merry Christmas!

[stands2reason]

I take it you don't want this 12-pack I got you for your Christmas present then....

[Cold Heat]

May you make love to a thousand camels..........Or something:-)

Merry X-mas!

[stands2reason]

This is NOT a ping. REPEAT. This is NOT a ping.

Merry _________!

[Professional Engineer]

Happy Festivus?

[ClancyJ]

Each and every one of us has things that make us uncomfortable, feel left out, feel excluded. Yet, not many of us are trying to make others uncomfortable, left out or excluded just to get our will imposed at the expense of the many.

Merry Christmas and may you not in the least be harmed by this wish.

Oh, are you refusing all gifts, all time off to celebrate Christmas? Are you not buying gifts for any? Not attending any Christmas parties?

If not, you are a fraud merely trying to exercise power over the freedom of others who do not make you do anything.

[farmfriend]

All your holidays are belong to us!

[LiteKeeper]

To quote Dennis Prager last week, in his response to a similar kind of whine by the feminist preseident of an atheist organzation: "Get over it. You are nothing but a narcissist, and are thinking only of yourself. If you are offended - tough. If you don't like it - too bad. There are those of us who don't think we should restrict our celebration of a National Holiday, as well as a religious holiday, just because you claim to be offended."

[Corin Stormhands]

Feliz Navidad.

[Maigrey]

Well, since it isn't your site, you can't dictate what is on the main page.

Merry Christmas to you!

[GodBlessUSA]

This is a joke, right? :^)

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanika!
Happy Holidays!

[CholeraJoe]

Merry Christmas

Happy Hanukkah

Um'goki Kwanzaa

Happy Festivus

Llan goli Yule

Blessed whatever.

Celebrate whatever festival you choose that coincides with the Winter Solstice. If you do not celbrate the Winter Solstice, then have a nice ordinary day, a$$hole.