1 posted on
12/22/2003 1:01:06 PM PST by
shotgun
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To: shotgun
Socks? Oh wait, I want some of those.
To: shotgun
Monogrammed snot rags.
To: shotgun
Used (and broken) 8-track player.
4 posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:32 PM PST by
theDentist
(Tagline deamed un-inhabitable. Condemned. New Location sought....)
To: shotgun
A Tuneyville Choo-Choo (ages 3-6) when I was 12. :)
5 posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:45 PM PST by
TheBigB
(...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
To: shotgun
"Leaves of Grass"
6 posted on
12/22/2003 1:03:54 PM PST by
IncPen
( "Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts!" "Saddam is in our jail!")
To: shotgun
The flu....caught from your-ex boyfriend.
To: shotgun
I'd take a used snow shovel over barbie dolls anyday...
8 posted on
12/22/2003 1:04:30 PM PST by
k2blader
(I will shake the nations, and the desired of all nations will come. - Haggai 2:7 -)
To: shotgun
Well, a nice gift certificate to a local fat farm is one of those gifts that sends multiple messages...
To: shotgun
Ok, here are a few things I would not want to see in my Christmas stocking.
1. Nude pictures of Helen Thomas, Hitlery, or Janet el Reno.
2. Anything Chia
3. That stupid Hitlery book.
4. Anything written by Al Franken.
12 posted on
12/22/2003 1:05:04 PM PST by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: shotgun
Does getting your gallbladder removed two days before Christmas count as a Christmas gift?
To: shotgun
I don't know if this beats a used snow shovel, but it did make me cry.
My boyfriend gave me plastic Star Wars dishes, cups, etc. for Christmas, and to top it all off, they were Episode 1, for goodness' sakes!
To: shotgun
Underwear from offices Secret Santa who happened to be my siste...
18 posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:19 PM PST by
Ed_NYC
To: shotgun
His old (used) AF gym shorts and T-shirt my (ex) BF gave me after coming home from Langley.
Hrmpt.
19 posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:24 PM PST by
najida
(Where is Snake Pliskin when you need him?)
To: shotgun
There was the year I had possession of the Fruitcake, of course, the next year I got to give it to someone else.
So9
20 posted on
12/22/2003 1:06:53 PM PST by
Servant of the 9
(Real Texicans; we're grizzled, we're grumpy and we're armed)
To: shotgun
23 posted on
12/22/2003 1:07:39 PM PST by
KantianBurke
(Don't Tread on Me)
To: shotgun
A flannel sack with feet, from my husband.. It looked like someone was making clothes for giant weeblewobbles.
I told him I wanted something warm. I was thinking of fur.
24 posted on
12/22/2003 1:07:46 PM PST by
OpusatFR
(Al Dean and Howard Gore, separated at birth.)
To: shotgun
I was about 13 or 14 years old and had been skateboarding and surfing for a few years (read: cool guy) when we went to visit our aunt and uncle we hadn't seen for a few years.
For some reason or other, they didn't believe my brother and I had aged and gave us both Winnie the Pooh printed sheets and pillow cases. We smiled and said, Thank You.
27 posted on
12/22/2003 1:08:28 PM PST by
Weimdog
To: shotgun
I gave a jewelry box to my friend and she gave it back to me about 2 years later. :)
29 posted on
12/22/2003 1:08:51 PM PST by
lizbet
(If we don't start buy American made things, we won't have any jobs.)
To: shotgun
5x too large, matronly womens underwear. - Senior citizen type.
(received by my wife when she was in grammer school)
To: shotgun
I have a sister in law who has given been some of the worst junk, paper mache wise men (badly made), teapots with parts of other teapots stuck to them. Pure crap that should have been thrown away at the factory instead of sold in the first place. I am embarassed to think she wasted her money on it, even if it cost $.50.But I never sunk to her level, I always gave a nice gift. Finaly this year, she sent a nice floral centerpiece for the table. I don't know what has come over her.
34 posted on
12/22/2003 1:10:41 PM PST by
Ditter
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