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Worst Christmas Gifts Ever

Posted on 12/22/2003 1:01:05 PM PST by shotgun

Okay Freepers, it is that time of year when we start wondering what we are going to get from Santa, and of course we are forced to remember the ghosts of Christmas' presents past.

Can anyone beat a USED snow shovel? Hmmmmm


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1 posted on 12/22/2003 1:01:06 PM PST by shotgun
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Socks? Oh wait, I want some of those.
2 posted on 12/22/2003 1:02:53 PM PST by Professional Engineer (pssst Hey Kid, wanna be a Rocket Scientist?)
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To: shotgun
Monogrammed snot rags.
3 posted on 12/22/2003 1:03:05 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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Used (and broken) 8-track player.
4 posted on 12/22/2003 1:03:32 PM PST by theDentist (Tagline deamed un-inhabitable. Condemned. New Location sought....)
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To: shotgun
A Tuneyville Choo-Choo (ages 3-6) when I was 12. :)
5 posted on 12/22/2003 1:03:45 PM PST by TheBigB (...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
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To: shotgun
"Leaves of Grass"
6 posted on 12/22/2003 1:03:54 PM PST by IncPen ( "Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts!" "Saddam is in our jail!")
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To: shotgun
The flu....caught from your-ex boyfriend.
7 posted on 12/22/2003 1:04:23 PM PST by FeliciaCat
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To: shotgun
I'd take a used snow shovel over barbie dolls anyday...
8 posted on 12/22/2003 1:04:30 PM PST by k2blader (I will shake the nations, and the desired of all nations will come. - Haggai 2:7 -)
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To: Fred Mertz
Point of clarification: These would be gifts that were actually received...
9 posted on 12/22/2003 1:04:31 PM PST by shotgun
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Well, a nice gift certificate to a local fat farm is one of those gifts that sends multiple messages...
10 posted on 12/22/2003 1:04:38 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Fred Mertz
Never understood that. Is someone actually afraid someone else might try to take their nasty handkerchief?
11 posted on 12/22/2003 1:04:57 PM PST by ShadowDancer
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To: shotgun
Ok, here are a few things I would not want to see in my Christmas stocking.

1. Nude pictures of Helen Thomas, Hitlery, or Janet el Reno.
2. Anything Chia
3. That stupid Hitlery book.
4. Anything written by Al Franken.
12 posted on 12/22/2003 1:05:04 PM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: TheBigB
*LOL* That's gotta hurt.
13 posted on 12/22/2003 1:05:41 PM PST by k2blader (I will shake the nations, and the desired of all nations will come. - Haggai 2:7 -)
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To: shotgun
Does getting your gallbladder removed two days before Christmas count as a Christmas gift?
14 posted on 12/22/2003 1:05:58 PM PST by Dogrobber
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To: shotgun
I still have them at home in their original box collecting dust. Okay, their proper name is handkerchief.
15 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:01 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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You have mistaken me for a "breach loading" shotgun...
16 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:02 PM PST by shotgun
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I don't know if this beats a used snow shovel, but it did make me cry.

My boyfriend gave me plastic Star Wars dishes, cups, etc. for Christmas, and to top it all off, they were Episode 1, for goodness' sakes!
17 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:06 PM PST by small_l_libertarian
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Underwear from office’s Secret Santa who happened to be my siste...
18 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:19 PM PST by Ed_NYC
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His old (used) AF gym shorts and T-shirt my (ex) BF gave me after coming home from Langley.

Hrmpt.
19 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:24 PM PST by najida (Where is Snake Pliskin when you need him?)
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To: shotgun
There was the year I had possession of the Fruitcake, of course, the next year I got to give it to someone else.

So9

20 posted on 12/22/2003 1:06:53 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Real Texicans; we're grizzled, we're grumpy and we're armed)
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