[exile]

Ok, here are a few things I would not want to see in my Christmas stocking.

1. Nude pictures of Helen Thomas, Hitlery, or Janet el Reno.
2. Anything Chia
3. That stupid Hitlery book.
4. Anything written by Al Franken.

[exile]

"Point of clarification: These would be gifts that were actually received..."

Ok, actually have a few that I actually received.

When I was about ten years old, my old man gave me nothing but tools for Christmas. I can barely tie my own shoes without hurting myself and this idiot gives me a cordless drill? I guess he was trying to turn me into a mechanic. (He failed miserably, I'm a CPA)

[lowbridge]

Ok, here are a few things I would not want to see in my Christmas stocking. 1. Nude pictures of Helen Thomas, Hitlery, or Janet el Reno. 2. Anything Chia 3. That stupid Hitlery book. 4. Anything written by Al Franken.

You're a hard person to shop for. :-)