Buffalo Wants Discarded Fruitcakes

cnews ^ | December 16, 2003 | Weird News

[ntnychik]

Buffalo wants discarded fruitcakes

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) - Competitive eaters will sink their teeth into America's unwanted fruitcakes in a contest that blurs the line between public service and public spectacle.

Buffalo and the International Federation of Competitive Eating on Tuesday announced their two-part answer to the question of what to do with the persistent holiday fare: Round them up and eat them.

Fruitcake recipients are being urged to mail all unopened fruitcakes, "no questions asked," to Buffalo, where Mayor Anthony Masiello has offered amnesty. On Dec. 30, the world's top competitive eaters will arrive to consume as many of them as they can in a 12-minute span.

"I have speculated, based on absolutely no data whatsoever, that we will receive 100,000," said George Shea of the competitive eating federation. "I believe there are 100,000 neglected fruitcakes in the U.S.A."

Drew Cerza, a Buffalo events promoter, said the idea is to get people to give not only fruitcakes but also more palatable fare in danger of going to waste to the Food Bank of Western New York.

"Fruitcake is one of many unwanted foods that people have in their cupboards," Cerza said. "It's really a creative way to give the food bank a boost in the arm."

Fruitcake isn't all bad, Cerza said, noting its high-protein, high-fibre nutritional qualities. And he pointed out its usefulness in holding down the pool cover over the winter and in providing a makeshift step for step-aerobics.

Shea said the federation's Sonya Thomas and Eric Booker, ranked No. 3 and 4 in the world, respectively, will be among those downing fruitcake in a contest the organizers say will allow fruitcake recipients to begin 2004 unencumbered by fruitcakes past.

There currently is no officially recognized fruitcake-eating record. Shea predicted the eaters will stomach three-plus kilograms or more each.

Fruitcakes should be mailed to: Fruitcake Amnesty Campaign, Food Bank of Western New York, 91 Holt St., Buffalo, NY 14206

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On the Net:

International Federation of Competitive Eating: www.ifoce.com

[ntnychik]

Lets bundle up all our assorted fruitcakes and nuts and shuffle them off to Buffalo. I nominate Madeleine, but it will take extra postage.

[TheCrusader]

""Fruitcake is one of many unwanted foods that people have in their cupboards,"

I live in Massachusetts, the fruitcakes around here have come out of their cupboards.

[The KG9 Kid]

I live in San Francisco, the fruitcakes around here have come of their closets.

[kitkat]

Oh, GOOD for them. I hope they get a lot of other foods to bulk up the Food Bank.

And the best part is that they can then use the fruitcakes in building the new Peace Bridge between Buffalo and Canada.

[Shryke]

Here, take these:

[BlueLancer]

And I thought Møøse ate some funni stüff, like cheese and sisters!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Too many jokes, so little time.

[autoresponder]

Hillary fulfills her campaign promise of bringing prosperity and meaningful jobs back to upstate New York.

Will she show up to lead the "Fruitcake Parade"?

Or will she be a float?

To say this "may have legs" is hatespeech.

[Argus]

Dennis Kucinich will be available after the Iowa caucuses.

[MeekOneGOP]

The first thing I thought about was on Sanford & Son, Fred always referred to Aunt Ester as a "Buffalo".

Maybe she could use some of these fruitcakes ?? lol !

[mikrofon]

Buffalo wants discarded fruitcakes

And in a related story, Hillary Clinton will be in town tomorrow morning to give an interview on-air at the local talk radio station...

[potlatch]

Good post!! I hope all the Dems.......aah, fruitcakes, show up!

[potlatch]

Your thread.

[ntnychik]

Wow, a blast from the past! That was so much fun.
This year, I got a fruitcake from hubby as a gag stocking gift. I actually ate it and enjoyed it. Thanks for dredging this up from the vault.