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To: Veritas_est
e-mail spam? that stuffs illegal.
2 posted on
12/15/2003 12:59:05 PM PST by
stuartcr
To: Veritas_est
No wonder he gave up without a fight. It was either that or Spam for dinner, with all those dadgum vikings marching around and chanting.
3 posted on
12/15/2003 12:59:05 PM PST by
dirtboy
(New Ben and Jerry's flavor - Howard Dean Swirl - no ice cream, just fruit at bottom)
To: Veritas_est
A can of 7-up, too.
7 posted on
12/15/2003 1:02:04 PM PST by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." --- GIBRAN)
To: Veritas_est
Did he eat it with a spork?
8 posted on
12/15/2003 1:02:29 PM PST by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: Veritas_est
I heard hot dogs were in the house. I wonder if they were pork or the kosher beef ones.
To: Veritas_est
12 posted on
12/15/2003 1:04:41 PM PST by
prairiebreeze
(Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.)
To: Veritas_est
To: Veritas_est
Here's a pretty thorough inventory of what was found with/around Saddam
14 posted on
12/15/2003 1:05:16 PM PST by
Vermonter
(If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are)
To: Veritas_est
Well, I can give a second source, or perhaps prophecy, since it was posted almost a year ago at the Spam Haiku website:
Haiku#: 20037
Allah says No Spam.
True Muslims reject all pork;
Saddam hides his stash.
Col. Kurtz ,
kmoore@turningpnt.org Ft. Collins, CO
February 18, 2003
16 posted on
12/15/2003 1:06:01 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Veritas_est
17 posted on
12/15/2003 1:06:24 PM PST by
Diogenesis
(If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
To: Veritas_est
More SPAM haiku from the religion category:
One pound of processed
porcine pleasure; untold years
of painful penance.
On the sixth day, God
Made the beasts and creeping things;
Oh, why no SPAM yet?
Being a Kosher
Jew, I was just wondering:
Is SPAM really pigs?
20 posted on
12/15/2003 1:09:35 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Veritas_est
That could be Spam in the bottom of the cabinet.
21 posted on
12/15/2003 1:09:51 PM PST by
Vermonter
(If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are)
To: Veritas_est
Bloody Vikings...
22 posted on
12/15/2003 1:12:06 PM PST by
Hatteras
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Veritas_est
Heard on Howie Carr: Pulled out of his hole like a reluctant Arab version of Punxsutawney Phil.
To: Veritas_est
Also reported by Nick Richardson.
27 posted on
12/15/2003 1:15:36 PM PST by
BunnySlippers
(Help Bring Colly-fornia Back ...)
To: Veritas_est
Totally wild if true:
SPAM = Pork shoulder and ham
And Saddam was supposed to be the big islamic booger!!!
28 posted on
12/15/2003 1:15:36 PM PST by
76834
To: Veritas_est
The communist British reporter who went down the'hole' today over there in Iraq, and who also rifled through the safehouse villa, told Amy Goodman on the air today that there were "tins" of tuna everywhere. He even named the brand of the "tins"...said they were from Jamaica. I was laughing uncontrollably.
Been a long time since a Marxist made me laugh like THAT!
29 posted on
12/15/2003 1:15:51 PM PST by
AmericanInTokyo
(NORTH KOREA is a DANGEROUS CANCER in late stages; we still only meditate and take herbal medicines)
To: Veritas_est
I doubt it was Hormel Spam simply because it must have been tougher (and less rewarding) to smuggle pork into Iraq than to smuggle heroin. But, since the real Hormel Spam would not have been found inside Iraq, a label with similar colors and superficial features might have been used by a different manufacturer (possibly based in Iraq) for an entirely different kind of foodstuff (presumably halal).
30 posted on
12/15/2003 1:17:51 PM PST by
DonQ
To: Veritas_est
Nobody cares abbout that. What people really want to know about what was found there is about the underwear. Is it breifs or boxer?
35 posted on
12/15/2003 1:22:18 PM PST by
billb
To: Veritas_est
I'm suprised no one has made any Monty Python jokes yet ;-)
38 posted on
12/15/2003 1:30:20 PM PST by
Gottwnz
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