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1 posted on 12/15/2003 12:58:08 PM PST by Veritas_est
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e-mail spam? that stuffs illegal.
2 posted on 12/15/2003 12:59:05 PM PST by stuartcr
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No wonder he gave up without a fight. It was either that or Spam for dinner, with all those dadgum vikings marching around and chanting.
3 posted on 12/15/2003 12:59:05 PM PST by dirtboy (New Ben and Jerry's flavor - Howard Dean Swirl - no ice cream, just fruit at bottom)
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A can of 7-up, too.
7 posted on 12/15/2003 1:02:04 PM PST by Pan_Yans Wife ("Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." --- GIBRAN)
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Did he eat it with a spork?
8 posted on 12/15/2003 1:02:29 PM PST by theDentist (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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I heard hot dogs were in the house. I wonder if they were pork or the kosher beef ones.
11 posted on 12/15/2003 1:03:46 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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This thread reports hot dogs.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1040861/posts

Prairie
12 posted on 12/15/2003 1:04:41 PM PST by prairiebreeze (Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.)
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This thread has a good description of his surroundings at capture.

Ironically, it wouldn't surprise me if the spammers found Sadaam before our troops!

13 posted on 12/15/2003 1:04:55 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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Here's a pretty thorough inventory of what was found with/around Saddam
14 posted on 12/15/2003 1:05:16 PM PST by Vermonter (If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are)
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Well, I can give a second source, or perhaps prophecy, since it was posted almost a year ago at the Spam Haiku website:

Haiku#: 20037
Allah says No Spam.
True Muslims reject all pork;
Saddam hides his stash.
Col. Kurtz , kmoore@turningpnt.org
Ft. Collins, CO
February 18, 2003
16 posted on 12/15/2003 1:06:01 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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click for more

17 posted on 12/15/2003 1:06:24 PM PST by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
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More SPAM haiku from the religion category:

One pound of processed
porcine pleasure; untold years
of painful penance.




On the sixth day, God
Made the beasts and creeping things;
Oh, why no SPAM yet?




Being a Kosher
Jew, I was just wondering:
Is SPAM really pigs?

20 posted on 12/15/2003 1:09:35 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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That could be Spam in the bottom of the cabinet.

21 posted on 12/15/2003 1:09:51 PM PST by Vermonter (If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are)
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Bloody Vikings...
22 posted on 12/15/2003 1:12:06 PM PST by Hatteras (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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Heard on Howie Carr: Pulled out of his hole like a reluctant Arab version of Punxsutawney Phil.
23 posted on 12/15/2003 1:12:19 PM PST by StatesEnemy
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Also reported by Nick Richardson.
27 posted on 12/15/2003 1:15:36 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Help Bring Colly-fornia Back ...)
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Totally wild if true:
SPAM = Pork shoulder and ham

And Saddam was supposed to be the big islamic booger!!!
28 posted on 12/15/2003 1:15:36 PM PST by 76834
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The communist British reporter who went down the'hole' today over there in Iraq, and who also rifled through the safehouse villa, told Amy Goodman on the air today that there were "tins" of tuna everywhere. He even named the brand of the "tins"...said they were from Jamaica. I was laughing uncontrollably.

Been a long time since a Marxist made me laugh like THAT!

29 posted on 12/15/2003 1:15:51 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (NORTH KOREA is a DANGEROUS CANCER in late stages; we still only meditate and take herbal medicines)
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I doubt it was Hormel Spam simply because it must have been tougher (and less rewarding) to smuggle pork into Iraq than to smuggle heroin. But, since the real Hormel Spam would not have been found inside Iraq, a label with similar colors and superficial features might have been used by a different manufacturer (possibly based in Iraq) for an entirely different kind of foodstuff (presumably halal).
30 posted on 12/15/2003 1:17:51 PM PST by DonQ
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Nobody cares abbout that. What people really want to know about what was found there is about the underwear. Is it breifs or boxer?
35 posted on 12/15/2003 1:22:18 PM PST by billb
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I'm suprised no one has made any Monty Python jokes yet ;-)
38 posted on 12/15/2003 1:30:20 PM PST by Gottwnz
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