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101 Uses For a Captured Saddam (OK, it's a vanity)
The demented bizarro world of Skooz
| 12.15.2003
| The Skoozinator
Posted on 12/15/2003 9:55:10 AM PST by Skooz
Ok, how about it?
What can we use the deposed Stalin-wannabe for?
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I'll kick it off:
- Court jester for the White House
- Circus side show geek
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posted on
12/15/2003 9:55:11 AM PST
by
Skooz
To: Skooz
Make him wash Hillary's 'Ole Crusty'.
2
posted on
12/15/2003 9:56:57 AM PST
by
shiva
To: Skooz
Elvis Bin Laden impersonator!
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posted on
12/15/2003 9:57:02 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Skooz
Ambassador to FRANCE
To: Skooz
Democratic Presidential Running Mate
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posted on
12/15/2003 9:58:31 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: Skooz
Let him get scruffy again and ship him off to Santa Cruz. He can add to the local color. He'll fit right in.
To: shiva
Ugh. That would be the cruelest fate of all.
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posted on
12/15/2003 9:59:08 AM PST
by
Skooz
(We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
To: Skooz
Open a Saddam Zoo in Baghdad. Reconstruct the hell hole he was found in. Place him in it.
The placard on the zoo will read:
"Terrorist in Natural Habitat"
To: Skooz
Let him team up with Baghdad Bob and become DU's new webmasters.
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posted on
12/15/2003 10:06:11 AM PST
by
Trueblackman
(It is enough to make you smile and gloat)
To: Skooz
I say we make him work at a 7 Eleven. I can see him asking what kind of slurppy do you want to customers.
To: Sprite518
I don't even trust him for that!
He could spit in my slurppy & call it a saddam-lurpy!
No, I think he should be a mover. He would fit right in with the other illegals! :-)
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posted on
12/15/2003 10:49:01 AM PST
by
DeltaWeasel
(A weasel in the Delta Force?! It could happen!)
To: Skooz
Circus side show geek Sorry, that position has already been filled. <|:)~
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posted on
12/15/2003 10:57:51 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Ohhh...ehhh... ¿Peeka Panish?)
To: Skooz
Saddam would fit right in as:
United Nations Secretary General
New York City Councilman
German Prime Minister
Dunkin Donuts franchisee
PETA activist
To: Skooz
Make him play the "Jerry Garcia" part in a Grateful Dead reunion tour.
To: Skooz
Bikini waxer to Helen Thomas!
To: Skooz
I think it would be great to open a Mc D's drive-thru at the white house.
Saddam: Do you want to Supersize that?
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posted on
12/15/2003 1:05:45 PM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(Everybody is someone elses weirdo)
To: hispanarepublicana
That's inhuman! That's even too terrible for Saddam.
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posted on
12/15/2003 1:18:12 PM PST
by
Skooz
(We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
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To: Skooz
1. Groundskeeper at Hogswort
2. Two words: Saddam Claus!
3. He looks like my high school janitor
4. Give him a Sunday newspaper, a bottle of windex and put him on any street corner.
5. Minesweeper
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posted on
12/15/2003 1:37:09 PM PST
by
junaid
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