1. Groundskeeper at Hogswort
2. Two words: Saddam Claus!
3. He looks like my high school janitor
4. Give him a Sunday newspaper, a bottle of windex and put him on any street corner.
5. Minesweeper
LOL at minesweeper and saddam clause!
A Skydiver, dropped over france with a no parachute being as they liked him so much.