101 Uses For a Captured Saddam (OK, it's a vanity)

The demented bizarro world of Skooz | 12.15.2003 | The Skoozinator

[Skooz]

Ok, how about it?

What can we use the deposed Stalin-wannabe for?

[Skooz]

I'll kick it off:

1. Court jester for the White House
2. Circus side show geek

[shiva]

Make him wash Hillary's 'Ole Crusty'.

[Frank_Discussion]

Elvis Bin Laden impersonator!

[SF Republican]

Ambassador to FRANCE

[theDentist]

Democratic Presidential Running Mate

[EggsAckley]

Let him get scruffy again and ship him off to Santa Cruz. He can add to the local color. He'll fit right in.

[Skooz]

Ugh. That would be the cruelest fate of all.

[international american]

Open a Saddam Zoo in Baghdad. Reconstruct the hell hole he was found in. Place him in it.
The placard on the zoo will read:

"Terrorist in Natural Habitat"

[Trueblackman]

Let him team up with Baghdad Bob and become DU's new webmasters.

[Sprite518]

I say we make him work at a 7 Eleven. I can see him asking what kind of slurppy do you want to customers.

[DeltaWeasel]

I don't even trust him for that!
He could spit in my slurppy & call it a saddam-lurpy!
No, I think he should be a mover. He would fit right in with the other illegals! :-)

[martin_fierro]

Circus side show geek

Sorry, that position has already been filled. <|:)~

[cheesebus]

Saddam would fit right in as:

• United Nations Secretary General
• New York City Councilman
• German Prime Minister
• Dunkin Donuts franchisee
• PETA activist

[JustPlainJoe]

Make him play the "Jerry Garcia" part in a Grateful Dead reunion tour.

[hispanarepublicana]

Bikini waxer to Helen Thomas!

[Johnny Gage]

I think it would be great to open a Mc D's drive-thru at the white house.

Saddam: Do you want to Supersize that?

[Skooz]

That's inhuman! That's even too terrible for Saddam.

[junaid]

1. Groundskeeper at Hogswort
2. Two words: Saddam Claus!
3. He looks like my high school janitor
4. Give him a Sunday newspaper, a bottle of windex and put him on any street corner.
5. Minesweeper