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Tiny fossil found to have the world's oldest known penis
The Independent (U.K.) ^
| 12/05/03
| Steve Connor
Posted on 12/04/2003 2:00:55 PM PST by Pokey78
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:00:56 PM PST
by
Pokey78
To: Pokey78
Older than Larry King's?
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:01:39 PM PST
by
Dr.Deth
To: Pokey78; Admin Moderator
Please don't move this to chat......this should be good.
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:02:59 PM PST
by
Dog
(George W. Bush - - - -" Avenger of the Bones..")
To: Pokey78
This can't be true!!! Can it?
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:03:10 PM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(I don't suffer from insanity. I'm enjoying every moment of it.)
To: Pokey78
"The whole animal is amazing," Professor Siveter added. "We've got something we could only dream about before." Uh huh. (Breaks eye contact, and backs innocently away....)
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:03:16 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Pokey78
"swimmer with a large penis", Ah, they couldn't be talking about Ted the Swimmer then.
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:03:18 PM PST
by
EggsAckley
(..................."Dean's got Tom McClintock Eyes".........................)
To: Pokey78
A gold star to the best joke:)
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:03:47 PM PST
by
Sabatier
To: Pokey78
Should be named "Colymbosathon clintonitos."
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:04:02 PM PST
by
pabianice
To: Dr.Deth
The animal, whose Latin name Colymbosathon ecplecticos means "swimmer with a large penis", Uh...
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:04:12 PM PST
by
Dog
(George W. Bush - - - -" Avenger of the Bones..")
To: Pokey78
"This is a male and there must have been females around. The discovery tells us something about the biology of reproductionYep, that's why they pay you the big bucks, Doc.
To: Pokey78
"Upon closer inspection, experts reported that the animal had a tiny cigarette hanging out of his mouth."
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:04:59 PM PST
by
EggsAckley
(..................."Dean's got Tom McClintock Eyes".........................)
To: Pokey78
swimmer with a large penis Must have been a large, one eyed trouser trout.
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:05:39 PM PST
by
leadpencil1
(Kill your television)
To: Pokey78
Surely its parents must be proud.....
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:06:28 PM PST
by
tracer
To: Pokey78
Colymbosathon ecplecticos means "swimmer with a large penis"
It evidently didn't live in cold water ...
To: EggsAckley
Ah, they couldn't be talking about Ted the Swimmer then.No. Having one and being one are two different things.
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:07:01 PM PST
by
TomServo
("That felt good... Now I'm going to turn my daughter into a woodchuck.")
To: Pokey78
A tiny fossil... of a penis.One scientist who who examined the fossil said, "its the earliest known evidence of the Irish curse."
To: PoorMuttly
that lived some 425 million years ago has entered the record books,,, penetrating record books after that amount of time! Femynists have more worries than they thought.
To: martin_fierro
...You're usually on these by now
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:08:33 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Taglineus Interruptus)
To: shaggy eel
Have they found a matching cushion?
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posted on
12/04/2003 2:09:36 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Taglineus Interruptus)
To: ErnBatavia
,,, maybe Cushions-R-Us weren't around back then. I bet they'll discover a garage for it to park in though.
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