Posted on 12/04/2003 6:18:33 AM PST by ding a ling hear them ring
Republican say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.
Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.
Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning
When toasting the Holidays, Republicans ask for sherry or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for egg nog.
When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible tv offers" on late night television.
Democrats do a lot of their shopping at Cost-Co and WalMart.
So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.
Democrats give their children gifts that make a political statement.
Republicans give their children gifts that will keep them out of their hair.
Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
Republicans spend hundreds of dollars and hour of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
Democrats save their time and money and drive around at night to enjoy the scenery.
Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Diehard".
Republicans always take the price tag off any expensive gifts they buy before wrapping.
Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them them to make sure they are seen.
Republicans wear wide red ties and green sport jackets during the festive season.
Democrats do too, all year round.
Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas Cards.
Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.
Democrats favorite Christmas song is "Deck the Halls".
Young Democrats favorite Christmas song is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
Republicans favorite Christmas song is " White Christmas."
Young Republicans favorite Christmas song is "White Christmas".
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
Tightfisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.
Democratic men like to watch football while their wives, girlfriends or mothers fix holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians".
Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians get to win.
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus...
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus...
Yeah!
Republicans favorite Christmas song is " White Christmas." Young Republicans favorite Christmas song is "White Christmas".
Or AC/DC's "Mistress for Christmas"
Democratic men like to watch football while their wives, girlfriends or mothers fix holiday meals.
Democrat men hate football and want to ban it since it's 'unsafe'. They prefer the ice capades......
This isn't directed to whoever sits at the admin desk in particular, I just recall that in the past week or so a lot of threads got moved to moose and cheese land. Some of those news articles were later reposted by people who did not know of the chat threads.
I have not tested the retooled FR to see if News and General interest matches will now appear in a Search. Time was that a search in News would not find a "moose and cheese" General thread. Some well intentioned people would see this as a clear shot to posting a "non-duplicate" thread.
This clearly was chat (and not even locally posted since it was a troll).
I'd like to make one request for the next time changes are implemented in FR. When a thread is moved from News to General, the keywords field clears out.
I'd also like to see a way to search by keyword. Right now this can be accomplished by clicking on a keyword and then editing the URL line at the top of a webbrowser. Maybe there is already a way to do this and I just don't know about it.
Thanks again.
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