"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said. Bawwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!!
1 posted on
11/25/2003 6:46:58 AM PST by
Pern
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To: Pern
Sheriff: "Was it a girl horse, or a boy horse?"
Suspect: "Well, it was a girl, of course. Do you think I'm a faggot or something??!"
2 posted on
11/25/2003 6:49:00 AM PST by
r9etb
To: Pern
At least they had the decency to withhold the horse's name.
3 posted on
11/25/2003 6:49:06 AM PST by
per loin
To: mhking; xsmommy
Just Dam.
4 posted on
11/25/2003 6:50:01 AM PST by
martin_fierro
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To: Pern
Rape counseling is probably not a core course in Vetenary School.
To: Pern
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said. With a straight face?
To: Pern
Damn man, remind me to check on my horses and cows when I get back to the house. What a freak!
9 posted on
11/25/2003 6:52:54 AM PST by
HELLRAISER II
(Give us another tax break Mr. President)
To: Pern
We had a guy like this running around a few years back. He was especially enamored of quarterhorses....I don't think he's eligible for parole for a few years, though.
10 posted on
11/25/2003 6:52:57 AM PST by
Catspaw
To: Pern
Isn't this legal now in Massachusetts?
To: Pern
Eeewwwwwwww!
15 posted on
11/25/2003 6:58:38 AM PST by
milan
To: JoeSixPack1
I don't suppose YOU have an alibi.
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17 posted on
11/25/2003 7:02:35 AM PST by
martin_fierro
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To: Pern
A horse and John Kerry walk into a bar. Bartender turns to Kerry and says, "Why the long face?" Kerry replies, "Nobody likes me. Even this horse has more friends than I do."
18 posted on
11/25/2003 7:02:36 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(France delenda est)
To: Pern
Sounds like Rock Ridge... "people stampeded and livestock raped"
To: Pern
How was the horse dressed?
20 posted on
11/25/2003 7:05:44 AM PST by
stuartcr
To: Pern
You know.... I would kill anyone who took my horse. Seriesly.
If he took my horse to have sex with it.... I would just have to stop laughing first.
To: Pern
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This idea isn't new...
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25 posted on
11/25/2003 7:25:06 AM PST by
Sabertooth
(No Drivers' Licences for Illegal Aliens. Petition SB60. http://www.saveourlicense.com/n_home.htm)
To: Pern
This can all be prevented by not stump training the horse in the first place.
28 posted on
11/25/2003 7:57:33 AM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.)
To: scab4faa
What were you doing in Montana?
29 posted on
11/25/2003 9:01:12 AM PST by
Pern
("It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people." - Johnny Cash, RIP)
To: Pern
Was the rapist trying to teach the cops how to read?
Were their any bookmobile vans in the neighborhood?
Officer Barbrady is on the case.
30 posted on
11/25/2003 2:14:12 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(I talk to myself because it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.)
To: CindyDawg
Check this out:(
Becky
To: Pern
"Horse stolen, victimized."
I wonder how long the headline writer pondered before choosing "victimized."
35 posted on
11/25/2003 6:27:56 PM PST by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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